惹人哈哈大笑的短句子 顽皮有趣（皮一皮很开心）

别人在朋友圈里，晒车、晒房、晒美女，我晒得黝黑。

Others in the circle of friends, sun car, sun room, sun beauty, I sun tan.

我发几百条朋友圈你都不带点赞评论，我就说一句我是美女，你问号扣得比谁都快。

I send hundreds of friends, you don"t like comments, I just say I"m a beauty, your question mark is faster than anyone else

少吃一顿不会瘦，多吃一顿就会胖。

One less meal will not lose weight, but one more meal will make you fat.

确定过太阳，真的不能出门。

I"ve confirmed the sun and I really can"t go out.

微信是我申请的，消息我想回就回，不想回就不回。

Wechat is the message of my application. I will reply if I want to. If not, I will not

热到汗如雨下却没人请我吃冰淇淋，这冷漠的社会，这仇我先记下了。

It"s hot and sweaty, but no one asks me to eat ice cream. I will write down the hatred of this indifferent society.

恭喜您被选中请我喝奶茶的机会，次日作废，请及时查收，回复圆周率最后4位数字退订。

Congratulations on being selected to invite me to drink milk tea. It will be invalidated the next day. Please check it in time and reply to the last 4 digits of Pi to unsubscribe.

脚踏一只船迟早要翻船，脚踏万条船翻也翻不完。

One boat will capsize sooner or later. If you pedal ten thousand boats, you can"t finish it

有人说我穷，我笑了，你说的这不是废话嘛。

Some people said I was poor, I laughed, you said this is not nonsense.

我本来是一个敲可爱的女孩子，后来用力过猛把可爱敲死了，我就变成了沙雕。

I used to be a cute girl, but then I beat her to death. I became a sand sculpture.

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