适合拿驾驶证发的搞笑句子 幽默风趣（越看越开心）

1、道路千万条，千万不要跟我走同一条。

There are thousands of roads. Don"t follow me.

2、马路杀手开始有通行证了。

Road killers are starting to have permits.

3、激动的心，颤抖的手，驾照终于拿到手。

Excited heart, shaking hands, finally got the driver"s license.

4、驾照已经到位，朋友圈众筹一辆车。

The driver"s license is in place, the circle of friends crowdfunding a car.

5、虽然挨骂了，虽然晒黑了，但是驾照到手了，一切都值了。

I"ve been scolded and tanned, but I"ve got my driver"s license. It"s all worth it.

6、驾照这种东西发完朋友圈基本都放在抽屉里了。

After the driver"s license is issued, the circle of friends is basically in the drawer.

7、拿到手才发现倒车入库，侧方位停车全都忘了。

When I got it, I found that I was backing into the garage and I forgot all about the side parking.

8、驾照到手，说走就走，对生活比个耶，来一场说走就走的自驾游。

When you get your driver"s license, you can go as soon as you want. It"s better for your life. It"s a self driving tour that you can go as soon as you want.

9、今晚秋名山见，让你们知道谁才是秋名山的车神。

See you at qiumingshan tonight, let you know who is the chariot God of qiumingshan.

10、今日份的快乐在于驾照到手。

Today"s happiness lies in the driver"s license.

11、上位成功，再也不是只坐副驾驶的人了。

If you succeed in the upper position, you will never be the only one who takes the co pilot.

12、考驾驶证是一种怎样的体验，说多了都是泪，拿到驾驶证是一种怎么样的体验，感觉路都是我家修的。

It"s a kind of experience to test for a driver"s license. It"s tears to say too much. It"s a kind of experience to get a driver"s license. I feel that the roads are all repaired by my family.

13、各位让一让哈，新手上路，请多多关照。

Let"s get out of the way, novice, please take care of me.

14、与其坐等别人来接，不如考个驾照踩着油门回家。

It"s better to get a driver"s license and step on the gas to go home than to wait for someone else to pick you up.

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