沙雕女孩发朋友圈的搞笑句子 幽默有趣（让人笑不停）

我中毒了，然后去医院检查，医生说：“你中的是孤独。”

I was poisoned, then went to the hospital to check, the doctor said :" you are lonely ."

前男友结婚，我推辞着说，下次吧。

The ex-boyfriend married, I said, next time.

有一部动画片叫海绵什么来着？

There"s a cartoon called sponge. What is it?

明天我大概会早起去跑步，也可能醒来发现自己中了彩票，两者发生的几率差不多。

I"ll probably get up early for a run tomorrow, or I" ll wake up and find myself winning the lottery. The odds are similar

从不主动钓鱼，我要男人奔我而来，20年了，还是条单身狗。

Never fishing, I want a man to come to me ,20 years, a single dog

去驾校学车，学了一个月还是学不像

It"s not like learning a car in a school for a month

“本想回眸一笑，没想笑出鼻涕泡”

I wanted to look back and smile, but I didn"t want to laugh

作业；放假时的你对我你理都不理，开学时的我让你高攀不起

You don"t care about me during the holiday. I ca n" t afford to go to school

“有个蛋糕在森林迷路了走不出去了你猜是谁鼓励他出去的？”

“是猪！因为朱古力蛋糕”

There"s a cake lost in the forest and ca n" t go out. Guess who encouraged him?

It"s a pig! Because chocolate cake

一天，麋鹿它迷路了，然后它就打电话给长颈鹿说：“歪，我迷路啦！”然后长颈鹿在电话另一头说到：“歪！我长颈鹿啦！”

One day, the moose got lost, and then he called the giraffe and said ," crooked, I"m lost !" Then the giraffe said at the other end of the phone ," crooked! I"m a giraffe!

我妈看到眼睛大的孩子就说：“这孩子眼睛真大。”“人家妈生他的时候吃的葡萄呗。”（我）我妈急了：“瞎话，我生你吃的桃子”

My mother saw the bigeyed child and said ," This child has big eyes ."

The grapes my mother ate when she gave birth to him. My mother was in a hurry :" nonsense, I gave birth to the peaches you ate "

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