可爱又沙雕的句子（搞笑皮句子）

可爱又沙雕的句子，搞笑皮句子。

有人恋爱,有人劈腿,有人从年头寡到年尾。

Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are from a young age to the end of the year.

为什么減肥不能嘴上说说,我除了嘴哪里还会说话?

Why can"t you talk about weight loss, where can I speak except my mouth?

你喜欢可爱风,淑女风,还是我这个羊癫疯。

Do you like the cute style, the lady style, or am I a mad sheep.

这辈子虽然没红过,但是被绿过,知足了。

Although he has never been red in this life, he has been green and satisfied.

如果喝水都会长胖的话,为什么不喝奶茶呢?

If you can gain weight by drinking water, why not drink milk tea?

別人赌气是不吃饭,你一赌气就吃两碗饭。

Others get angry because they don’t eat. You eat two bowls of rice when you get angry.

原本我也可以是个渣女，都是害羞善良美丽听话懂事可爱专一有趣害了我。

Originally, I could also be a scum girl. They were all shy, kind, beautiful, obedient, sensible, cute and interesting.

你们那种会自动显示45kg的体重称是哪里买的呀?我也想要。

Where do you buy the 45kg weight scale? I also want it.

你要是喜欢我,你就跟我表白,人这辈子总要体验一下被美女拒绝的滋味吧。

If you like me, you will confess to me. People in this life should always experience the taste of being rejected by beautiful women.

一看见别人挣钱就眼红,但自己又没本事,所以只好改变方向,闭上眼睛不看。

I was jealous as soon as I saw someone earning money, but I had no ability, so I had to change my direction and close my eyes without looking.

已经十几个小时没发朋友圈了，不难看出来我是一个，沉默寡言内向腼腆成熟稳重的女孩子吧。

I haven"t sent a circle of friends for more than ten hours. It"s not hard to see that I am a mature, steady girl who is indifferent and introverted.

之前老怕吃火锅吃的身上一身味儿,很难闻,后来发现想多了,压根没人找我吃火锅。

I used to be afraid of eating hot pot. It smelled bad, but later I found that I thought too much. No one asked me to eat hot pot.

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