「晚安」如果我有钱（我这句话就不用加如果了）

一个人说人生苦短，及时行乐的时候，其实就是想花钱了。

When a person says that life is short and happy in time, he actually wants to spend money.

在王者这个圈子待久了，我认识了很多厉害的好友，我以为我能学到很多技术，可是学来学去，他们只教了我一句话，有手就行。

After staying in the circle of king for a long time, I met many good friends. I thought I could learn a lot of skills, but I learned from them. They only taught me a word, and they could do it with hands.

刚发工资时：这个月我要管住自己，不买任何垃圾。

第二天打开淘宝：野生葫芦娃？有多野生？买个试试。

When I was first paid: this month I"m going to control myself and not buy any garbage.

Open Taobao the next day: Wild gourd baby? How wild is it? Try one.

如果我有钱，我这句话就不用加如果了。

If I have money, I don"t need to add "if" to this sentence.

小时候看到人家墙上喷了个“拆”字，觉得那家人好可怜，都没房子住了，现在才知道，那个字读“富”。

When I was a child, I saw the word "demolish" on the wall. I felt that the family was so poor that they didn"t have a house to live in. Now I know that the word reads "rich".

关于代步车，其实之前也考虑过劳斯莱斯和宾利，但最后还是选择了公交，因为人多热闹。

As for the ride, Rolls Royce and Bentley were considered before, but in the end, the bus was chosen because there were so many people.

螺蛳粉真的容易上瘾，酸酸辣辣，吃起来特开心满足。因为热量高，我已经克制了几个月没吃，上周随便点了一次螺蛳粉外卖，最近天天想嗦粉。

Snail powder is really addictive, sour and spicy. It"s very happy to eat. Because of the high calorie, I have refrained from eating it for several months. Last week, I ordered a snail powder takeout. Recently, I want to eat it every day.

李佳琦：“我们玩个游戏，如果你输了，就发红包。”

金婧：“我输了应该发火吧！我还发红包！”

哈哈哈，金婧真是个宝藏女孩。

Li Jiaqi: "let"s play a game. If you lose, you will get a red envelope."

Jin Jing: "I should be angry if I lose!"

Ha ha ha, Jin Jing is really a treasure girl.

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