早上发朋友圈会被秒赞的皮句子 简短幽默（开心必备）
有的时候吧！觉得自己真的是越长越丑了！可是从包里拿出身份证一看，发现原来是我想多了！
Sometimes! Feel oneself really is the longer the uglier! But take out id card from the bag to see, discovery is I think much originally!
每次跟别人吵架，气的不行的时候，我就会想到，反正大家都会死得，就这样想一想，我发现我的心情就好多了。真的，你们也可以试试看！
Every time I quarrel with someone and get angry, I will think that everyone is going to die anyway. Thinking like this, I find my mood is much better. Really, you can try it!
今天我就来说一说，为什么我现在这么努力？主要是因为我不想别人认为我这个人除了美貌其他的一无所有，所以我一定要足够努力赚更多的钱。
Today I"m going to talk about why I"m working so hard now. Mainly because I don"t want people to think I have nothing but good looks, so I must work hard enough to make more money.
现在天气越来越冷，每天早上起床，我的被子和我的床都不太同意，他们总是悄悄的告诉我再睡一会儿吧！
Now the weather is getting colder and colder, every morning when I get up, my quilt and my bed do not quite agree, they always quietly tell me to sleep a little longer!
我现在努力的目标就是，希望我多年以后可以成为一个集美貌与有钱于一身的人，如果实在没有美貌的话，那么光有钱我也是可以接受的，哈哈哈！
I am now working hard for the goal, I hope I can become a set of beauty and money in the future, if there is really no beauty, so I can accept the money, ha ha ha!
现在我终于发现了一个可以变得年轻的办法，那就是打游戏，最近我打游戏的时候，我队友总是说我是个小学生。
Now I finally found a way to become younger, that is to play games, recently when I play games, my teammates always say I am a primary school student.
每天早上起床，我就在想我要怎么去公司？今天是法拉利还是劳斯莱斯？最后经过我的慎重考虑，我还是决定去坐地铁，毕竟地铁人多而且还不会堵车！
Every morning When I wake up, I wonder how I"m going to get to work. Is it a Ferrari or a Rolls-Royce today? Finally, after careful consideration, I decided to take the subway. After all, there are many people in the subway and there will be no traffic jam!
我想我以后不会再发这些沙雕的说说了，这不符合我的身份，毕竟我是一个很自律的人，我的生活已经被吃饭睡觉和学习所占据了。
I think I will not post these sand sculptures any more, which does not accord with my identity. After all, I am a very disciplined person, and my life has been occupied by eating, sleeping and studying.
今天没有早上好，我只想祝你们都拥有属于自己的爱情，而我，就拥有很多钱就好了。
This morning is not good, I just want to wish you all have their own love, and I, have a lot of money.
我要告诉你，有一些人，你对他有意思你喊他去吃饭，他答应你，那可能她对你真的有意思，但是我不一样，如果你喊我吃饭，我答应你了，其实我就是真的喜欢吃饭，对你并没有意思，因为我就是一个没有感情的饭桶罢了。
I want to tell you, there are some people, you are interested in him, you ask him to eat, he promised you, that may be she really interested in you, but I am different, if you ask me to eat, I promised you, in fact, I really like to eat, do not have no interest to you, because I am just a no feelings of the useless.
结语：从前有一只小熊，她的妈妈给他剪了指甲，然后他就变成了小能，哈哈哈，祝大家天天开心呀！
Conclusion: Once upon a time, there was a little bear, his mother cut his nails, and then he became a little can, ha ha ha, I wish you happy every day!
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