11个说早安的搞笑句子 诙谐幽默（发朋友圈很赞）
一、大家早上好吖！我们今天也要像这天空里的云朵一样自由哦！早安！
Everyone good morning! We shall be as free today as the clouds in the sky.
二、我们的每一天都很短暂，所以我们快乐的时候就要尽情的笑，那不快乐的时候，也可以过一会再笑呀。早安！
Our every day is very short, so we happy when we want to laugh to the top of our hearts, that unhappy time, also can be a while to laugh again. Good morning!
三、那些有对象了的人，就要把朋友圈里的异性朋友删掉，我觉得其实真的没有必要，因为你单身的时候，老子都没看上你，现在你有对象了，我还能去破坏你吗？早安！
Those who have a date, to delete the friends of the opposite sex in the circle of friends, I think it is really not necessary, because when you are single, I did not look at you, now you have a date, I can destroy you? Good morning!
四、早上当你不开心感到难过的时候，那你可以打开你的钱包，然后你就会变得开心起来，为什么呢？因为钱包什么都没有，可是你至少还有钱包啊！早安！
In the morning when you are unhappy and sad, then you can open your wallet, then you will become happy, why? Because the wallet has nothing, but at least you have the wallet! Good morning!
五、我就像是一根孤单的电线杆，一直一个人在风里雨里站着，也不知道那个人什么时候会来到我的身边，我发誓，等你来了，我一定会砸死你，这么晚才来！早安！
I like a lonely telegraph pole, has been a person standing in the wind and rain, also do not know when that person will come to my side, I swear, you come, I will hit you, so late! Good morning!
六、如果你感觉到被你的生活所欺骗了，那你不要慌，淡定的拿出你的手机，打开美颜瘦脸滤镜去欺骗生活。早安！
If you feel cheated by your life, then you don"t panic, calmly take out your phone, open the beauty face filter to cheat life. Good morning!
七、周一给人的感觉是失恋，可周六就不一样了，周六是热恋。早安！
Monday to the feeling of love, but Saturday is not the same, Saturday is love. Good morning!
八、今天收到了成绩单，我妈慈祥的跟我说：“考不好没关系，反正我和你爸还年轻，还有力气打你，就算打死了，我们还能再生一个，所以你就放松心态，不要慌”！早安！
Today received the report card, my mother kindly said to me: "it doesn"t matter if the test is not good, anyway I and your father is still young, still have the strength to hit you, even if killed, we can also reproduce a, so you relax your mind, don"t panic"! Good morning!
九、希望大家好好地对自己，不要什么事情都怪自己，有些事情能怪别人的就怪别人。哈哈哈哈，早安！
Hope we take good care of themselves, don"t blame yourself for everything, some things can blame others on others. Ha ha ha, good morning!
十、爱情就像是雪碧一样，相爱的时候心飞扬，不爱的时候透心凉。早安！
Love is like Sprite, love when the heart flies, do not love when the heart is cool. Good morning!
十一、我们为什么总是说爱笑的女孩运气不会太差呢？我想是因为那些运气太差的女孩根本就笑不出来吧。早安！
Why do we always say that girls who love to laugh won"t have too bad luck? I think it"s because those unlucky girls don"t laugh at all. Good morning!
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