适合发朋友圈的沙雕句子 诙谐搞笑（乐趣无穷）

分享一些用来发朋友圈的沙雕句子，沙雕年年有，今年特别我，这些诙谐搞笑的沙雕句子看一看，乐趣就在其中。

1、睡着睡着，就睡出了理想，还有口水。

When I fell asleep, I fell asleep with ideals and saliva.

2、汉文帝，孝文帝，隋文帝，来了老弟。

Emperor Wen of Han, Emperor Xiaowen, Emperor Wen of Sui, here comes my brother.

3、零分，十分，一百分，不如和我梳中分。

Zero points, ten points, one hundred points, it is better to score with me.

4、电话卡，银行卡，信用卡，萨瓦迪卡。

Phone cards, bank cards, credit cards, Savadika.

5、你不睡，我不睡，我是你的小宝贝。

You do not sleep, I do not sleep, I am your little baby.

6、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

It"s okay to scold you at ordinary times. You have to wait for me to beat you to know that I am both civil and military.

7、你不评，他不赞，我的动态谁来看？

If you don"t comment, he doesn"t like it. Who will watch my dynamics?

8、往后余生，洗衣服是你，做饭是你，洗碗还是你。

For the rest of your life, you are the one who washes the clothes, you cook the food, and you wash the dishes.

9、如果菜咸了，就放一会，因为时间可以冲淡一切。

If the dish is salty, let it go for a while, because time can dilute everything.

10、千万不能胖，不然以后穷得去讨饭，都没人信你是乞丐。

Don"t get fat, otherwise no one will believe that you are a beggar if you go to beg for food in the future.

11、不想养狗，也不想养猫，想养你，毕竟养猪致富。

I don"t want to raise a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs will make you rich.

12、从小学到大学，唯一不变的，是一颗不想念书的心。

From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that does not want to study.