朋友圈搞笑皮句子 俏皮可爱（值得一看）

1.幸亏长的丑，没有经历过各位的爱恨情仇。

Fortunately, I have never experienced your love and hatred.

2.闹钟的作用是提醒我，换个姿势睡。

The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in a different position.

3.脸大的人脾气都超好，因为翻脸太累了。

People with big faces are very good tempered, because they are too tired to turn over their faces.

4.我的眼睛好像近视了，打开钱包竟然看不到钱。

My eyes seem to be nearsighted. I can"t see money when I open my wallet.

5.念了十几年书，想想还是幼儿园比较好混。

After more than ten years of study, I think kindergarten is better.

6.招蜂引蝶的技能我没有，招蚊子我倒是一流。

I don"t have the skills to attract bees and butterflies, but I"m first-class in attracting mosquitoes.

7.别问我有没有对象，羞辱我的方式有很多干嘛非选这一种。

Don"t ask me if I have a partner. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why choose this one.

8.我的心思很好猜，除了你，就是一夜暴富。

My mind is very good to guess, in addition to you, is rich overnight.

9.妈妈说不能交不三不四的朋友，所以我现在的朋友都有点二。

My mother said that I can"t make no three no four friends, so my friends are a little bit two now.

10.勇敢是什么，明知道吃下去会胖，还是迎难而上。

What is courage? You know that you will be fat if you eat it, or you will face difficulties.

11.如果有钱也是一种错误，那我宁愿一错再错，错上加错。

If money is also a kind of mistake, then I would rather make mistakes again and again, and add up to mistakes.

12.世界上最痛苦的三角恋，我爱食物，脂肪爱我。

The most painful love triangle in the world, I love food, fat love me.

13.我不是不想减肥，是敌人过于强大。

It"s not that I don"t want to lose weight, it"s the enemy that"s too strong.

14.我这人从不记仇，一般有仇我当场就报了。

I don"t bear a grudge. I usually revenge on the spot.

15.书到用时方恨少，钱到月底不够花。

Books to the use of hate less, money to the end of the month is not enough to spend.

16.听说熬夜身体不好，吓得我每天通宵。

It"s said that staying up late is not good. It scares me to stay up all night.

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