博你一笑的皮句子 可可爱爱（快乐常在）

要是大半天没回你消息，不用猜，一定是我不想回！

If the majority of the day I did not reply to your message, do not need to guess, it must be that I do not want to return!

吃零食的话，一个人就够了，两个人多了。

When eating snacks, one person is enough, two people are too many.

书，是梦起航的地方，所以拿起来一看，就会困。

Books, is the place where dreams set sail, so once you have a sight,you will be sleepy.

请我吃一顿容易，喂饱我可不容易，你最好准备好3顿的钱！

It"s easy to pay me a meal, but it"s not easy to feed me to be full,You"d better prepare the money of three meals ready!

既然你已经被骂了，再多我这一句，又不会怎么样。

Now that you have been scolded, you are just the same if I add up one sentence to scold you.

没钱也不能阻挡我又香又美，她们喷香水，我就喷花露水！

Having no money can not stop me from being fragrant and beautiful. They spray perfume, and I spray toilet water!

你别走，我舍不得，你还没把我请你喝奶茶的钱还我！

You don"t go, I loathing, you first lend me the money I pay for you to drink milk back to me!

你们聊，我要睡了，昨晚梦到的全家桶还剩半桶等着我去吃完呢！

You talk, I slept, last night dream of the whole family bucket seems to have half a barrel left to eat!

生活会让你苦一阵子，再苦一阵子，直到一辈子都苦过去了！

Life will make you taste bitterness for a while, and bitterness for a while, until the whole life is over.

我真的很善良，冬天看到那些很瘦的人，我总想分点肉肉给她们！

I am really kind. When I see those thin people in winter, I always want to give them some meat.

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