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Saving The Easter Bunny

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping（1）across the middle of the road. He swerved（2） to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry（3） animal.

Miraculously（4） the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped（5） on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven"s name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

中文：

一个人幸福地驾车行驶在高速公路上，这时他看到复活节兔子在路中间跳来跳去。他突然转向以避免撞到兔子，但不幸的是，兔子跳到他的车前被撞了。篮子里的鸡蛋飞得到处都是。

司机是一个敏感的人，也是一个动物爱好者，他把车停在路边，下车想看看提着篮子的兔子怎么样了。令他沮丧的是，这只五彩缤纷的兔子死了。司机感到内疚，哭了起来。

一个女人在同一条高速公路上开车，看到这个男人在路边哭，就把车停了下来。她下车问那人怎么了。

“我感觉很糟糕，”他解释道，“我不小心撞到了复活节兔子，把它打死了。”因为我，可能不会有复活节。我该怎么办?”

女人告诉男人不要担心。她知道该怎么做。她走到汽车后备箱，拿出一个喷雾罐。她走到那只软弱无力的死兔子身边，把罐子里的东西都喷到这只毛茸茸的小动物身上。

复活节兔子奇迹般地复活了，它跳了起来，捡起洒在地上的鸡蛋和糖果，对着那两个人挥了挥手，又蹦又跳地上路了。50码外，复活节兔子停下来，转过身，挥手，又跳了50码，转身，挥手，又跳了50码，又挥手!

那人大吃一惊。他对女人说:“你的喷雾器里究竟有什么呀?你喷在复活节兔子身上的是什么?”女人把罐子转过来，好让男人看标签。上面写着:“发胶。使秀发恢复生机，外加永久波浪造型。”1 hopping

n. 跳跃 动词hop的现在分词形式参考例句：

The clubs in town are really hopping. 城里的俱乐部真够热闹的。I"m hopping over to Paris for the weekend. 我要去巴黎度周末。2 swerved

v.（使）改变方向，改变目的( swerve的过去式和过去分词 )参考例句：

She swerved sharply to avoid a cyclist. 她猛地急转弯，以躲开一个骑自行车的人。The driver has swerved on a sudden to avoid a file of geese. 为了躲避一队鹅，司机突然来个急转弯。 来自《简明英汉词典》3 furry

adj.毛皮的；似毛皮的；毛皮制的参考例句：

This furry material will make a warm coat for the winter.这件毛皮料在冬天会是一件保暖的大衣。Mugsy is a big furry brown dog,who wiggles when she is happy.马格斯是一只棕色大长毛狗，当她高兴得时候她会摇尾巴。4 miraculously

ad.奇迹般地参考例句：

He had been miraculously saved from almost certain death. 他奇迹般地从死亡线上获救。A schoolboy miraculously survived a 25 000-volt electric shock. 一名男学生在遭受2.5 万伏的电击后奇迹般地活了下来。5 hopped

跳上[下]( hop的过去式和过去分词 )； 单足蹦跳； 齐足（或双足）跳行； 摘葎草花参考例句：

He hopped onto a car and wanted to drive to town. 他跳上汽车想开向市区。He hopped into a car and drove to town. 他跳进汽车，向市区开去。