一看就很有趣的皮句子 轻松一笑（赶走一天坏心情）

1、电影院恢复营业了，我们去看疫情后的第一场电影吧，票和奶茶我买，你看电影我看你，我想看看你的脸皮有多厚。

The cinema is back in business. Let"s go to the first movie after the epidemic. I"ll buy tickets and milk tea. I"ll see you when you watch a movie. I want to see how thick you are.

2、人生有得必有失，我一个朋友嫁给了一个很有钱的老公，但她却因此失去了烦恼。

If you get something, you must lose it. A friend of mine married a rich husband, but she lost her troubles.

3、如果把我的人生拍成一部电影，那么电影名我已经想好了，就叫穷极一生。

If my life is made into a film, then I have already thought of the name of the film, which is called the life of poverty.

4、一个女生刚才还在跟你说以后嫁给你，下一秒就会说没以后了。

A girl just told you that she would marry you in the future, and she would say no more in the next second.

5、我怎么敢谈恋爱，我配吗？打个游戏塔都守不住，怎么可能守住我的爱情。

How dare I fall in love? Do I deserve it? When playing a game, I can"t keep the tower, how can I keep my love.

6、最近熬夜严重，有没有人给我推荐几款面膜，两万块钱一下，10块钱左右的。

Recently stay up late serious, has anyone recommended to me a few mask, twenty thousand yuan or less, about 10 yuan.

7、今天在小区门口见到一万，本着拾金不昧的精神，我在原地等了五个小时没人来，我很纳闷，缺了一万，那副麻将还能打吗？

Today, I saw ten thousand at the gate of the community. In the spirit that I can"t take money for myself, I waited in place for five hours and no one came. I was very puzzled. Could that pair of mahjong still be played without 10000?

8、人的想法是会变的，以前我想致富，现在我只想脱贫。

People"s ideas will change. Before I wanted to get rich, now I just want to get rid of poverty.

9、请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子。好，这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见。

Please feel your little red face first, then your stomach. OK. This is the end of the lecture on pig raising. See you tomorrow.

10、在书店看到一本书叫《解决你人生50%的问题》，于是我买了两本。

In the bookstore, I saw a book called "solve 50% of your life problems", so I bought two.

11、在网络上，你可能很喜欢我，但是你只要走进我的生活，多接触我，多了解我，你就会发现我这个人在现实中，也确实招人喜欢。

On the Internet, you may like me very much, but as long as you enter my life, contact me more and understand me more, you will find that I am a person who is really liked in reality.

12、给你讲三只小猪的故事，其它两只都睡着了，就差你了。

I"ll tell you the story of three piglets. If the other two are asleep, I"ll miss you.

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