发朋友圈的感慨句子 略带自嘲（有一点沙雕）

我每天都很困，不是失眠，不是多梦，只是被生活所困。

I am sleepy every day, not insomnia, not dreamy, just trapped by life.

我没有向生活妥协，生活也未向我低头，一直在相爱相杀。

I didt compromise to life, and life didnt bow to me. I always loved and killed each other.

之所以牢骚满腹，愁肠百结，是因为闲暇太多，不能专注。

The reason why we are full of complaints and worries is that we have too much leisure and not enough attention.

离开的时候千万别告诉我，我怕我会控制不住，控制不住装出喜悦的表情。

Dont tell me when you leave. Im afraid I cant control it. I cant control pretending to be happy.

人和电脑没什么两样，被动地一开关，到最后，电脑那叫死机，人那叫死心。

People and computers are no different, passively a switch, to the end, the computer that is called dead, people that is called dead heart.

天黑了，雨停了，梦该醒了，我的意思是我该放弃了。

Its dark, the rain has stopped, the dream should wake up, I mean I should give up.

劳烦你注意点，我脾气千斤重，会压死自己的。

Please pay attention. I have a heavy temper and will crush myself.

现在的我，想做一个有趣的人，沙雕只是用来掩饰自己的无能为力。

Now I want to be an interesting person, sand sculpture is just used to cover up their inability.

有时候，失望到一定程度后会开出一朵花来，那朵花叫～无所谓。

Sometimes, disappointment to a certain extent, will open a flower, that flower called ~ does not matter.

昨天上帝把我的门窗封死，明天上帝给我开了个狗洞。

Yesterday God sealed my door and window, tomorrow God opened a dog hole for me.

我遥望天空，云就像它的胸罩，想拨开，却怎么也够不着。

I look at the sky, clouds like its bra, want to pull away, but how can not reach.

哪怕大雪纷飞，忘穿秋裤之冷，也比不上望穿秋水之寒。

Even if its snowy, its not as cold as watching the autumn water.

我也会因为一个男孩的出现而乖乖长大，没错，他就是我儿子。

Ill grow up with a boy. Yes, he is my son.

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