俏皮可爱的搞笑句子 简单幽默（发给大家乐一乐~）

热恋时，情侣们常感叹上辈子积了什么德；结婚后，夫妻们常怀疑上辈子造了什么孽。

When they are in love, they often lament what virtue they accumulated in their last life; after they get married, they often doubt what evil they have done in their last life.

如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓，一年一次的结婚周年庆祝，便是在“扫墓”了。

If marriage is the grave of love, the annual wedding anniversary celebration is "Tomb Sweeping".

看到别人二十几岁就家产过亿，十亿，几十亿，我就五百万，还是像素。

When I see people in their twenties with billions, billions, billions, I"m five million, still pixels.

古代的女子个个能呤诗作对，而现代女子不行了，只会做对。

Women in ancient times can be right in their poems, but not in modern times.

最近出门不要穿裙子，容易被撩，天是好天，风不正经。

Don"t wear a skirt when you go out recently. It"s easy to be teased. It"s a fine day and the wind is not serious.

韩国整容，泰国人妖，其实都比不过中国的女孩子的修图技术。

In fact, Korean plastic surgery and Thai Banshee are not as good as Chinese girls" painting skills.

我好看吗？你现在就像蒙娜丽莎的妹妹珍塔玛莎。

Do I look good? You"re like Mona Lisa"s sister, jentamasha.

非诚勿扰女嘉宾再牛也就灭一个男嘉宾的灯，宿舍楼下阿姨能灭一整楼的。

If you are the one, you can turn off the light of a male guest. Aunt downstairs can turn off the whole floor.

学校虽然很穷，但却从不吝啬于印卷子，这一点让我深受感动。

Although the school is very poor, but never stingy in printing papers, which makes me deeply moved.

小时候写作文都是扶老人。现在想想，我当年胆子真大啊！

When I was a child, I helped the old people in writing. Now think about it, how brave I was!

单身久了，连煮饺子看见两个粘在一起，我都要用铲子把它们分开。

I have been single for a long time. When I see two dumplings sticking together, I have to separate them with a shovel.

现在这年代，要是女孩走丢了，其爸妈用她的自拍照找人，那估计这辈子都找不到了。

Nowadays, if a girl is lost and her parents use her selfie photos to find inspiration, it is estimated that she will never be found in her life.

（图片和素材源自网络，侵权联删）