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朋友圈沙雕又可爱的句子 轻松一笑(赶走一天坏心情)

句子大全 2023-05-06 04:20:01
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夏天的风我永远记得,清清楚楚说要热死我,我看见你苦苦的笑容,也有勉强的时候。

I will always remember the summer wind, and clearly said that I would be killed by heat. I saw your bitter smile, and sometimes I was reluctant.

有些女孩并没有看起来那么高冷,只要你敢追求,她就会很热情地拒绝你。

Some girls are not as cold as they seem, as long as you dare to pursue, she will refuse you very enthusiastically.

泡面需要三分钟,而泡你我需要吃三年泡面。

Instant noodles take three minutes, and you and I need to eat instant noodles for three years.

冰冻三尺非一日之寒,小腹三层非一日之馋!

Frozen three feet is not a day of cold, three layers of lower abdomen is not a day of greedy!

身在福中不知福的意思是,你的身体已经发福了,但是你却还假装不知道的样子。

To be blessed in blessing means that your body is already blessed, but you still pretend not to know.

520没什么好送你的,上游戏吧,我送你几个人头。

520 is nothing to give you, let"s play the game, I will give you a few heads.

我的微博,就是一个装面粉的漏斗,一直在掉粉。

My micro blog, which is a funnel of flour, has been dropping powder.

“把钱撇开,你现在最需要的是什么?”

“你撇开的钱。”

"What do you need most now, money aside?"

"The money you left behind."

他们说在喜欢的人面前会变笨,难道我喜欢上我的作业了?不可能啊。

They say they will be stupid in front of the people they like. Do I like my homework? No way.

高中的时候,夏天因为太热,我都会往屁股底下垫一本书,觉得垫在屁股下面的书热了就再换一本,后桌那二货对我说:你屁股上长眼了?看完一本换一本。

When I was in high school, because it was too hot in summer, I would put a book under my buttock. When I felt that the book under my buttock was hot, I would change it for another one. The two goods at the back table said to me: do you have eyes on your buttock? Change one book after reading it.

我小时候有个梦想,长大了要当科学家,现在我长大了,梦想也实现一半了。

When I was a child, I had a dream to be a scientist when I grew up. Now when I grow up, my dream is half realized.

我不是渣,我只是心碎成一片一片的,每一片爱上了不同的人。

I"m not a scum, I"m just a piece of broken heart, each piece fell in love with different people.

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