适合懒床时发的皮句子 句句有趣（其乐无穷）

1、好希望全世界都下雪，全人类都冬眠。

I hope it snows all over the world and all mankind hibernate.

2、因为早上和被窝分手，现在被窝对我十分冰冷。

Because I broke up with the quilt in the morning, now the quilt is very cold to me.

3、听说被窝是天堂在人间设的分店。

It"s said that bedclothes are heaven"s branches on earth.

4、冬眠中，明年春天再叫醒我。

In hibernation, wake me up next spring.

5、我有一颗早起的心，可是我的被窝不同意。

I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesn"t agree.

6、公主都是被王子吻醒的，而我除了饿醒就是被尿憋醒。

The princesses were all awakened by the prince"s kiss, and I woke up from hunger and urine.

7、昨天不是刚起床吗？怎么今天又要起床。

Didn"t you just get up yesterday? Why do you get up again today.

8、起床失败，正在重启。

Failed to get up, restarting.

9、每天懒床不是因为冷，是还没想好今天穿什么。

It"s not because it"s cold that I"m lazy every day. It"s because I haven"t figured out what to wear today.

10、醒了也要躺到中午，是对休息日最大的尊重。

When you wake up, you should lie down until noon, which is the greatest respect for the rest day.

11、早起是个好习惯，只要你起得早就有更多时间睡个回笼觉。

Getting up early is a good habit. As long as you get up early, you will have more time to sleep back in.

12、不是我身子懒得动，而是和被子的情意重。

It"s not that I"m too lazy to move. It"s the love between me and the quilt.

13、外面太冷，被子太重，上班太苦，做梦太爽。

It"s too cold outside, the quilt is too heavy, it"s too hard to go to work, and it"s too refreshing to dream.

14、盖上被子睡觉，感觉就像无线座机回到了充电插座一样。

Sleep with the quilt on, it feels like the wireless landline is back to the charging socket.

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