发朋友圈瞬间炸评的搞笑句子 风趣幽默（笑到停不下来）

1、没人送你礼物没关系，你可以找我，只要你开口，我都说没有。

It doesn"t matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me. As long as you talk, I say no.

2、你可以偷我的段子，也可以偷我的表情包，但你要是偷我的心，那我就要叫你宝贝了。

You can steal my jokes or my expression bag, but if you steal my heart, I will call you baby.

3、你有权保持沉默，但你给我朋友圈点的每一个赞都将成为你暗恋我的证据。

You have the right to remain silent，but every praise you give to my wechat friends circle will become evidence of your secret love for me.

4、量体温的日子即将过去，量腰围的日子即将来临。

The day of temperature measurement is about to pass, and the day of waistline measurement is about to come.

5、完美型男友：不吸烟、不喝酒、不撒谎、不存在。

Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no lying, no existence.

6、别人玩游戏玩到奔现，我玩游戏玩到下线。

Others play games from online lovers to real lovers. I play games until offline.

7、因为熬夜，我的肝不太好，所以你们以后可以叫我小心肝吗？

Because staying up late, my liver is not very good，So can you call me sweetheart later

8、有些人就是不知足，明明有了双下巴，还想要双眼皮。

Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chin and want double eyelids.

9、去找一个能把你逗笑的人吧！我不行，我只能把你美哭。

Find someone who can make you laugh! I can"t, I can only be beautiful until you cry.

10、百因必有果，下一个富婆就是我。

All things have fruit. The next rich woman is me.

11、我这个人最大的优点就是爱学习，最大的缺点就是学不会。

My biggest advantage is that I love learning. My biggest disadvantage is that I can"t learn.

12、你委屈点，栽在我手里行不行。

Can you be a little aggrieved and stay with me.

13、如果不能一夜暴富，两夜也行，半个月我也可以接受。

If I can"t get rich overnight, two nights is OK. I can accept half a month.

14、我有一个保持年轻的秘诀，那就是谎报年龄。

I have a secret to keep young, that is to lie about age.

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