一些让人眼前一亮的沙雕句子 搞笑有趣（值得一看）

虽然说我不是一个好父亲，更不是一个好丈夫，也不是一个好儿子，但是那又怎么样呢？我是一个女孩子呀！

I"m not a good father, I"m not a good husband, I"m not a good son, but so what? I"m a girl!

现在的女孩子打架的真是越来越少，好像大家都已经逐渐形成了一种默契，毕竟大家的头发也已经所剩无几了。

Now the girl fight is really less and less, it seems that everyone has gradually formed a tacit understanding, after all, everyone"s hair has been left very little.

就在刚刚，我点外卖的时候，突然就想起我自己现在已经150多斤了，于是我猛地扇了一下自己耳光，怎么回事？点外卖的时候怎么还可以分心想别的事呢？

Just now, when I order takeaway, suddenly think of me now already more than 150 jins, so I suddenly fan his box on the ear, how to return a responsibility? How can you be distracted when you"re ordering takeout?

谢谢大家给我的生日红包，因为我还没有收到，所以我就不一一截图发给大家看了。

Thank you all for my birthday red envelope, because I have not received, so I will not send a screenshot to you to see.

下个月放五一长假的时候想要出去旅游一圈，所以就想请教一下，经常旅游的那些朋友，你们的钱都是从哪里来的？

Next month put 51 long holiday when want to go out to travel a circle, so would like to ask, often travel of those friends, your money is from where?

前几天看到有人找对象的要求竟然写了整整十页纸，所以这样的人怎么会找到对象呢？而我不同我的择偶标准就简简单单的三个字，求你了！

The other day I saw someone write ten pages on a request to find a partner, so how can someone like that find a partner? And I am different my choice of spouse standard is simple three words, beg you!

如果你现在觉得很无聊的话，那么你可以借我钱，然后以后的每一天你就可以想尽办法的让我还钱，以此来打发你那无聊的时光。

If you feel very boring now, then you can lend me the money, and then every day after you can try to let me return the money, in order to kill your boring time.

夏天要到了，只是为了甩掉冬天的肥肉，我辛苦减肥了整整一个月，这一个月里我坚持跑步，于是现在的我成功地从一个白胖子，变成了一个黑胖子！

Summer is coming, just in order to get rid of the winter fat, I lost weight hard for a whole month, this month I insist on running, so now I successfully from a white fat man, into a black fat man!

我身边的那些高的矮的胖的瘦得丑的朋友都已经有对象了，但是就我一个人，还是单身狗？所以我到底是什么妖魔鬼怪？

All the tall, short, fat, thin, ugly friends around me are already married, but I am the only one, or single dog? So what kind of monster am I?

突然觉得我的钱包真的好可怜，这一辈子好像都没有，怎么见过钱！实在是太可怜了！

Suddenly feel my wallet really good poor, this life seems to have no, how to see money! What a pity!

别看我现在单身，其实我以前又何曾没有被人挽留过呢？就是那一天，一个人拉着我的手跟我说：“买完单再走”！

Although I am single now, in fact, I have not been asked to stay before? That was the day when a man took my hand and said to me: "Buy the order before you go"!

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