适合发朋友的沙雕句子 幽默有才（看一次乐一次）

1、问我怎么追女生，你算是问对人了，因为我已经单身了二十多年了。

Ask me how to chase girls, you are asking the right person, because I have been single for more than 20 years.

2、刚吃了鸡翅，也喝了脉动，现在躺在床上一动不动。

I just ate the chicken wings and drank the pulse. Now I"m still in bed.

3、直到现在才知道，原来那么多的人喜欢挤地铁，坐公交，是因为热闹，跟钱不钱的没关系。

Until now, I know that so many people like to squeeze the subway and take the bus because it is busy. It has nothing to do with money.

4、那些朋友圈晒自拍的人不要太过分，大家都是抬头不见低头见的人。

Those friends who take selfie photos should not be too much. They are all people who can"t see their heads down.

5、书到用时方恨少，钱到月底不够花，每个月初还要还花呗，太难了。

It"s too hard to spend money at the end of the month. I have to pay back at the beginning of each month.

6、人生得意须尽欢，架起一个烧烤摊。

You should be happy when you are satisfied with your life. Set up a barbecue stand.

7、不怕运气差，就怕一笑脸变大。

Not afraid of bad luck, but afraid of a big smile.

8、胖的原因大概就是，瘦小的身躯，容不下我伟大的人格。

The reason for being fat is that I can"t hold my great personality because of my small body.

9、原来我一直不太清楚自己的择偶标准，直到后来遇见了你，我才知道，你这样的不能要。

I didn"t know my criteria for choosing a mate until I met you. I didn"t know that you can"t have one.

10、总觉得自己过得不好，一上秤却又胖了不少。

I always feel that I"m not doing well, but I"ve gained a lot of weight.

11、想把房子都给卖了养你，但是房东不肯。

Want to sell the house to support you, but the landlord refused.

12、每次我一个人走夜路都好害怕，天这么黑，我这么美，真怕别人看不见啊。

Every time I walk alone at night, I"m scared. It"s so dark and I"m so beautiful. I"m afraid that others can"t see me.

13、后来才知道，每天喊着减肥的人，不仅是嘴上说说，她还会发朋友圈，但就是没瘦下来，说不定还胖了不少。

Later, I learned that the people who cry out to lose weight every day are not only talking about it, but also making friends, but they are not losing weight. Maybe they have gained a lot of weight.

14、今天的你对我爱答不理，以后的我照样找你。

Today"s you to I love to ignore, later I still look for you.

15、你还是别打游戏了，去送外卖吧，太能送了。

You"d better stop playing games and go to take out. It"s very good.

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