朋友圈搞笑句子 幽默可爱（看完开怀大笑）

你别以为你长的胖我就怕你，你来呀！来我就跑。

Don"t think you"re fat, I"m afraid of you. Come on! Come on, I"ll run.

本人辟谣一下我不是不回信息 我是不识字

I refute the rumor. I"m not a non returnee. I"m illiterate

不怕汉子有文化，就怕他们有吉他。

I"m not afraid that men have culture, but I"m afraid that they have guitar.

大家好 我姓范 因为我说话的时候总是冷冰冰 所以大家都叫我 说话的时候注意点。

Hello, everyone. My name is fan. Because I"m always cold when I speak, everyone told me to pay attention when I speak.

给我一个食堂的馒头作为支点，我就能翘起地球

Give me a steamed bread in the canteen as a fulcrum, and I can lift up the earth

有人网恋嘛?只能接受15km的异地恋，再远我的电瓶车就没电了。

Is there someone who loves online? I can only accept a long-distance love of 15km. No matter how far away it is, my battery car will be dead.

一见到你，我就会不自觉的嘴角上扬。

As soon as I see you, the corners of my mouth will rise unconsciously.

正在与魔仙堡进行信号连接 有重要事情请留言

We are making a signal connection with magic castle. Please leave a message if you have something important

下雪的时候出去，感觉自己就是人间小布丁，被撒满了椰蓉。

When I go out in the snow, I feel like a little pudding in the world, covered with coconut.

做人真不容易：18岁前问成绩，18岁后问对象，结婚后问孩子，有孩子后问孩子成绩，孩子18岁后问孩子对象，都是地球人干嘛要互相折腾。

It"s not easy to be a man: ask about your grades before 18, ask about your objects after 18, ask about your children after you get married, ask about your grades after you have children, and ask about your objects after you are 18. It"s all earth people. Why do you want to toss with each other.

要不要考虑和我在一起，过年压岁钱全部归你。

Do you want to think about being with me? All the new year"s money belongs to you.

过年哪个亲戚问我成绩，我就问他年终奖金！

New year which relatives asked me results, I asked him the year-end bonus!

我来到你的城市，你却不请我吃顿饭。

I come to your city, but you don"t treat me to dinner.

我将在这腥臭腐朽的日子里继续干饭！

I will continue to cook in this rotten day!

今天有点烦，但不知道怎么形容，我暂且称它为公主的烦恼。

I"m a little annoyed today, but I don"t know how to describe it. I"ll call it princess"s annoyance for the moment.

从来不会有喜欢吃和不喜欢吃…只有吃多了和又吃多了的。

There will never be like to eat or not like to eat... Only eat more and eat more.

朋友圈发自拍不要太过分，大家可是见过面的人。

Don"t take selfie too much in your circle of friends. We"ve met each other.

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