让人笑到停不下来沙雕句子 幽默逗趣（让你开心一整天）
知道你们现在为什么会掉头发吗？其实这是一个很古老的传说，听说小时候吹过蒲公英的人，长大了都会掉头发！
Do you know why you"re losing your hair now? In fact, this is a very old legend, I heard that when I was a child blow dandelion people, grow up will lose hair!
从小我们都是祖国的花朵，只是十几年过去了，有的人长大后成了玫瑰，而有的人却长成了多肉…多肉…
Since childhood we are the flowers of the motherland, but more than ten years have passed, some people grow up to become a rose, and some people grow up to be fleshy… More meat…
你这一辈子总会碰到一个人，只要他看着你，你就会心跳加速，就比如说，你学生时代，总是偷偷地出现在后门或者窗台边的班主任。
There will always be someone in your life who makes your heart beat faster when he looks at you, like the head teacher who always appeared at the back door or window sill when you were a student.
在这么冷的天气里，你知道吗？你被风吹过以后，那红彤彤的脸颊，真的很像一个猪头。
In such cold weather, do you know? After you are blown by the wind, the red cheeks, really like a pig"s head.
过年回家如果有人问你：“你怎么还不谈恋爱”，那么你就可以这样回他：“那你为什么不上清华北大呢？是因为你不想吗”？
If someone asks you, "Why aren"t you in love yet?", you can reply, "Then why don"t you go to Tsinghua or Peking University? Is it because you don"t want to "?
从此以后，我们恩断义绝，你走你的独木桥，而我坐我的私人飞机，再见！
From now on, we are no longer in love. You go on your log bridge and I fly in my private plane. Goodbye!
突然想到，饿肚子也未尝不是一件好事情，你想呀，如果你没有吃饱，那么你就只有一个烦恼就是肚子饿，可是一旦你吃饱了，你就会有无数个烦恼，唉，人生艰难呀！
Suddenly think of, hungry is not a good thing, you think ah, if you do not eat, so you only one worry is hungry, but once you eat, you will have countless troubles, alas, life is hard!
最近我又拒绝了一个男孩子，他很有礼貌，经常给我打电话，还总是各种关心我，可是我就是毫不犹豫地拒绝了他，不要问我为什么，因为他在向我卖保险。
Recently I rejected a boy, he is very polite, often call me, also always all kinds of care for me, but I did not hesitate to refuse him, do not ask me why, because he is selling insurance to me.
自从我们分手后，我的生活就彻底地陷入了黑暗之中，再也没有了争吵，每天都睡眠充足。
Since we broke up, my life has been completely plunged into darkness. There are no more arguments and I get enough sleep every day.
曾经我错过一个人，后来想想，我还真是要谢天谢地谢广坤呢！
Once I missed a person, later think, I really want to thank thank Xie Guangkun!
其实女孩子特别好哄，虽然她们总是口口声声说想要天上的星星，但是现实中你根本不可能满足她们呀，不过只要你随便找两颗一克拉的钻石给她，我想她就不会再跟你闹了。
In fact, girls are especially good to coax, although they always say they want the stars in the sky, but in reality you simply can not meet them, but as long as you casually find two one-carat diamonds to her, I think she will not make trouble with you.
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