专治对象不回信息的句子 机智幽默（越看越爱）
1.这么久没有回复，难道去了另一个星球，这么好玩的事，应该带上我。
I didn"t reply for such a long time. Did you go to another planet, such a funny thing, should you take me with you.
2.温馨提示，你现在还有5秒钟恢复时间，如未回复，就请永远不要回复了，谢谢。
Warm tips, you now have 5 seconds to reply, if not reply, please never reply, thank you.
3.我从不知道，你如此迷恋那个女人，值得你迷失这么久。
I never knew that you were so infatuated with that woman that it was worth losing so long.
4.难道是去打架了？把手打残了？还是直接被撕票了。
Did you go to fight? Broken hand? The ticket was torn directly.
5.我喜欢你不回信息的样子，冷傲又霸气，可是又能维持多久呢，拭目以待。
I like the way you don"t return information. It"s aloof and domineering, but how long can it last? We"ll see.
6.就算从此消失了，也让人捎个信啊，清明的时候不会让你无人问津。
Even if it disappears from now on, I"ll send a message that no one will pay attention to you in the Qingming Festival.
7.系统显示，再不回信息，将直接进入黑名单。
The system shows that if you don"t return the information, you will enter the blacklist directly.
8.你不是一直想买顶帽子吗？就买你最喜欢的颜色，绿色。
Didn"t you always want to buy a hat? Just buy your favorite color, green.
9.不回信息，是看片呢还是打游戏呢。
If you don"t return information, you should watch movies or play games.
10.记得之前连洗澡就要带着手机的，难道是手机也在洗澡。
Remember before even taking a shower with a mobile phone, is the mobile phone also in the bath.
11.你自己看着办吧，我先去整点啤酒瓶盖预备着，不然回来怕你着急。
You can do it yourself. I"ll get the beer bottle cap ready first, or I"ll be afraid of you when I come back.
12.今天有人跟我表白，我在想我答应还是不答应呢。
Today, someone told me that I was thinking whether I would agree or not.
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