早上发朋友圈的皮句子 幽默风趣（太有才了）
一、虽然你这个人脾气又大，长得也不好，还胖，但是你也有你的骄傲的呀，就是你的胃口还是挺好的，记得早餐多吃点。早安！
Although you this person temper and big, grow not good, also fat, but you also have you this get proud of ah, is your appetite or very good, remember to eat more breakfast. Good morning!
二、你总是喜欢说顺其自然，所以这就是你单身到现在的理由？早安！
So that"s why you"ve been single until now? Good morning!
三、我们总是说岁月就像是一把杀猪的刀，我觉得那是针对于那些长得特别好看的人来说的，但对于我们这些长得丑的来说，我们每天早上起床都是不一样的丑法。早安！
We always say the years is like a butcher"s knife, I think it is aimed at those who look particularly good looking people, but also for those of us who grow ugly, get up every morning is not the same ugly method. Good morning!
四、不要每天早上起床都想一些不开心的事情，觉得生活是在针对你，其实生活根本不知道你是哪一个萝卜头。早安！
Do not get up every morning to think of some things not open, feel that life is against you, in fact, life does not know you are a radish. Good morning!
五、每天起床你都要学着给你的孩子讲一堆大道理，等他慢慢长大以后，他就会明白，像你这样每天就知道讲这些大道理的人是没什么出息的，这样他就可以学会少说话多做事。早安！
Learn to teach your child big things every day. As he gets older, he will understand that people like you who teach them big things every day are useless. Then he will learn to do more and say less. Good morning!
六、如果你昨天失眠了，那你千万不要担心害怕，都说你之所以失眠是因为有人梦到了你，我想害怕的应该是那个做了一整夜噩梦的人。早安！
If you lost sleep yesterday, then you must not worry afraid, all say you lose sleep because someone dreamed you, I think afraid of should be the person who had a nightmare all night. Good morning!
七、你要养成早睡早起的习惯，不能仗着自己长得有点脱离群众就放弃你自己。早安！
You should get into the habit of keeping good hours. You cannot abandon yourself just because you look a little out of touch with the masses.Good morning!
八、我曾经想过要仗剑走天涯，后来因为手里没钱，坐不起车就没有去了。早安！
I once thought of going to the end of the world with a sword, and then because there is no money in hand, can"t afford the car did not go. Good morning,
九、每天早上起床我都为自己感到委屈，我明明是个那么害羞的人，却总是被别人误解成高冷。早安！
Every morning When I get up, I feel wronged for myself. I am obviously a shy person, but I am always misunderstood by others as cold and tall. Good morning!
十、早上起床打开手机，刷着朋友圈，发现别人对象换了一批又一批，这么多年只有我还是高冷的单着。早安！
Get up in the morning to open the phone, brush the circle of friends, found others object changed a batch of a batch, so many years only I still high cold single.Good morning!
十一、现在这个天气真是太热了，喂？有人吗？我想找个人冷战几天。早安！
It"s really too hot a day right now, hello? Is anyone here? I want someone to chill for a few days. Good morning!
十二、早上起床，突然感到很伤心，看着别人都那么成功，但是我好像只会做两件事情，第一件：这也不会，第二件：那也不会。早安！
Get up in the morning, suddenly feel very sad, looking at others are so successful, but I seem to only be able to do two things, the first: this also can"t, the second: that also can"t. Good morning!
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