发朋友圈秒被赞的可爱句子 俏皮有趣（句句乐翻天）

我是迪士尼公主，说不上一模一样吧，但最起码是毫不相干。

I am a Disney princess, not exactly the same, but at least irrelevant.

给女孩的六个建议： 1.找个能让你笑的男人 2.找个有稳定工作的男人 3.找个喜欢做家事的男人 4.找个诚实的男人 5.找个浪漫的男人 6.不要让他们五个人见面。

Find a man who can make you laugh. Find a man who has a steady job. Find a man who likes to do housework. Find an honest man. Find a romantic man. Don"t let the five of them meet.

奥特曼生病了，转发五个群，奥特曼会自己恢复健康并在暗中保护你三个月，我知道这很沙雕，但闲着也是闲着，不如挨顿骂。

Altman is sick, retweets five groups, Altman will be healthy and secretly protect you for three months, I know it is very sand carving, but idle is also idle, rather than be scolded.

最近去了一个岛上散散心，朋友问我哪个岛，哦，原来是“穷困潦岛”。

Recently went to an island for a break, my friend asked me which island, oh, it was poor.

今天被帅哥摸头了，他说：吹头加五块。

Today the handsome man touched his head, he said: blow the head plus five.

谈恋爱真的麻烦，不过最近太顺了，想找点麻烦 。

Being in love is really troublesome, but it"s been too smooth lately. I" d like to some trouble.

我真搞不懂那些签名换成，别烦，勿扰，不闲聊的人，到底是谁在烦你，让他烦我行不行。

I really don"t know who"s bothering you, who"s bothering you.

学点功夫还是好的，上次跟别人吵得很凶，我直接跳起来来个360度回旋踢，摔断了腿，讹了别人2w8。

Good to learn some kung fu, last time with others very fierce, I jumped up to a 360-degree swing kick, broke my leg, wrong other people 2 w8.

你说你的口红，一天天的只知道沾杯，怎么就不知道沾沾我的嘴。

You say your lipstick, day by day only know to touch the cup, how do not know to touch my mouth.

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