七月份搞怪小句子 轻松有趣（让你开怀一笑）

世界上难过的人那么多，你就别跟着凑热闹了。

There are so many sad people in the world, so don"t join them.

人要常说，请，谢谢，对不起，才能增进人与人之间的感情，举个例子：对不起，我今天忘记带钱了，请我吃饭，谢谢！

People should often say, please, thank you, sorry, in order to enhance the feelings between people, for example, Sorry, I forgot to bring money today, please invite me to dinner. Thank you.

终于结束了大半年的单身生活，现在开始下半年的了。

I have finally ended my single life for the last half of the year. Now I"m starting the second half of my life.

你要相信自己，其实你挺好看的，只要上个粉底，擦个口红，再配上自信的笑容，最后换个头就好啦！

You have to believe in yourself. In fact, you are pretty good.You only need to apply liquid foundation, wipe lipstick, laugh confidently, and finally change your head.

女人就不能惯着，你越跟她解释，她越来劲，你当场给她跪下，她不就没话说了！

Women can"t be spoiled. The more you explain to her, the more arrogant she is. If you kneel down directly for her, he will have nothing to say.

大家都是情不知所起，一往而深，我不一样，我是钱不知所去，一贫如洗。

It"s for you love is of source unknown, and yet it grows ever deeper. I"m different, I don"t know where the money goes, and I"m as poor as a church mouse.

每天站在秤上，看着上面的数字，我会五味杂陈地这样问自己：“才华这么重吗？。”

Every day I stand on the scale and look at thenumbers on it. I will ask myself :"Is talent so heavy?"

既然来到这个世界，那就稍微喜欢它一下吧！

Now that you come to this world, just like it alittle bit!

据说自己过得开心时，会顺便爱一下其他人。

It is said that when you have a good time, youwill love others by the way.

图源来自网络，侵权立删，谢谢！

PS：忙于生活的时候请别忘了自己，祝你开心，不止现在！