幽默有趣的句子 沙雕可爱（看完开怀大笑）
老师：“谁能用欲罢不能造句？”小明：“家里的浴霸不能用了，害得我一年没有洗澡！”
Teacher: who can make a sentence with desire Xiao Ming: "the bathtub at home can"t be used. I haven"t had a bath for a year!"
有个懂事的弟弟是什么体验？他对我说：“姐，等我长大了，挣钱给你整容！”
What"s the experience of having a sensible brother? He said to me: "elder sister, when I grow up, I will earn money to give you plastic surgery!"
对不起，您订购的生活方式目前缺货。
Sorry, the lifestyle you ordered is out of stock at present.
以前车马书信很慢，一生只爱一个人，现在网络科技发达，一天能绿五十个人。
In the past, it was very slow to write letters. I only loved one person in my life. Now with the development of Internet technology, I can green 50 people a day.
我是学医的，我说你有病你就是有病。
I"m a medical student. When I say you"re sick, you"re sick.
别人笑起来很好看 你不一样 你看起来很好笑
You look funny when people laugh. You look funny when you"re different
我本来可以过得很快乐，是没钱害了我
I could have had a good time, but no money hurt me
天下没有不散的宴席，但是如果你请客，我可以陪你多吃点。
There is no banquet that will never end, but if you treat me, I can eat more with you.
我有什么不好，你跟我说，我好把你删了
What"s wrong with me? Tell me so that I can delete you
谁说我不会说话?我风凉话说的可好了。
Who says I can"t talk? I"m cool.
听说每个中国人平均每天摸150次手机，我笑了：怎么可能？明明就一次，睡醒拿起，睡前放下。
I heard that every Chinese touch their mobile phone 150 times a day on average, and I laughed: how is that possible? It"s just once. Pick it up when you wake up and put it down before you go to bed.
生活有时感觉已经窒息了，但奋力吸气，就会活过来。
Sometimes life feels suffocated, but if you inhale hard, you will come back to life.
回想这半辈子，当过最大的官也就是qq群管理员了。
Looking back on this half life, when the biggest official is QQ group administrator.
吓死我了，打雷就打雷，闪什么电，还以为有人在帮我拍照！
Scared to death, thunder on thunder, flash what electricity, thought someone was taking pictures for me!
在网吧打游戏 保洁阿姨来到我的身边：“这水瓶...” 我说：“不要了你拿走吧” 保洁阿姨接着说：“不是，你这水平挺菜的”。
Playing games in Internet cafes, cleaning aunt came to me: "this water bottle..." I said: "no, you take it away." cleaning aunt then said: "no, your level is very good.".
你现在翅膀硬了，烤起来应该很好吃
Your wings are hard now. It should be delicious
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