干净又搞笑的句子 简短精辟（专治你的不开心）

“是岁月磨平了我的棱角。”

“明明是胖了还不承认！”

"It was the years that smoothed my edges."

"Obviously I"m fat and don"t admit it!"

你说洋葱很神奇，是蔬果中唯一能叫人流泪的，我不想否认你，但上次被榴莲砸到脚我也是哭了一天。

You said that onions are amazing. It is the only one among the fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I do n’t want to deny you, but I was crying for the day when I was hit by durian.

初中遇不到张小宇，高中遇不到余淮，大学遇不到顾未易，工作之后更遇不到韩商言，但是你知道吗，结婚后，你很可能遇到洪世贤。

I didn"t meet Zhang Xiaoyu in junior high school, Yu Huai in high school, Gu Weiyi in university, and Han Shangyan after work, but did you know that after marriage, you are likely to meet Hong Shixian.

打雷了，别的小女孩都趴在哥哥的怀里说嘤嘤嘤，打雷好可怕只有你趴在阳台上喊：惊雷这通天修为，天塌地陷，紫金锤！

It was thundering, and the other little girls were lying in the arms of their elder brothers, saying thunderous, thundering was terrible. Only you lying on the balcony and shouting: thunder thunder, this is a day-to-day cultivation, the sky sinks, purple gold hammer!

住一起遇到小强，她直接徒手拍死，而我还在到处找拍子。

I met Xiaoqiang while living together. She shot her dead with bare hands, and I was still looking for a tempo everywhere.

有人相爱，有人夜里看海，有人网课欠了两个月还不知悔改。

Some people fall in love, some people look at the sea at night, and some people owe two months of online courses without repentance.

考试是一个人的事，但分数却是七大姑八大姨以及隔壁老王等等。一帮子闲杂人等的事。

The exam is a person"s business, but the score is seven aunts and eight aunts and the next king and so on. A bunch of idle people waiting for things.

那天看到你在大街上摔倒了，当时着急得要死，多希望现实能够像网络一样可以在右下角轻轻点个赞。

I saw you fell on the street that day, and I was so anxious that I was dying. I hope that reality can be like a network and you can gently like it in the lower right corner.

千万不要和风打架，就算你武功高，风没伤到你，你伤风了，也会感冒。

Don"t fight with the wind, even if your martial arts are high, the wind doesn"t hurt you, and you will catch a cold if you get cold.

自古，九尾狐狸有九命，分别亡于语数外政史地理化生。

Since ancient times, the nine-tailed fox has nine lives and died in geography and geography.

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