情人节适合单身狗的短句文案 简单快乐（文艺又高级）

智者不入爱河，王八也吃不了称坨。

Wise men don"t fall in love, bastards can"t eat and weigh lumps.

眼线不上挑，男人哪里找？

Where can a man find his Eyeliner?

我是一个比奥利奥还要奥力给的美女。

I"m a beauty more beautiful than Oreo.

美女的照片不往朋友圈发，是会过期的。

Photos of beautiful women will expire if they are not sent to the circle of friends.

没有许多故事，只是凭借自己的美貌，降服了很多人。

There are not many stories, but by virtue of their beauty, they have subdued many people.

因为原图没有给朋友圈任何广告费，所以不给它们出场的机会。

Because the original picture did not give any advertising fees to the circle of friends, they were not given the opportunity to appear.

今天我就长这样，明天我再想想办法。

I"m like this today. I"ll think of something tomorrow.

钱已经在借了，七夕能陪我过吗？

The money has been borrowed. Can you accompany me on Tanabata?

今年的七夕，又是一个让我扣999的机器。

This year"s Tanabata is another machine that makes me buckle 999.

由于今年的疫情，牛郎织女没有打疫苗，不能出示安全码，所以取消七夕。

Due to this year"s epidemic situation, cowherd and weaver girl did not get vaccinated and could not show their safety code, so Tanabata was cancelled.

七夕将至，钱包会扁，不动心不破产。

Tanabata is coming. Your wallet will be flat, unmoved and bankrupt.

我的男朋友不张扬，不小气，也不懒惰，更不存在。

My boyfriend is not publicity, stingy, lazy and nonexistent.

请不要叫我单身狗，我的外号叫落单的狗。

Please don"t call me a single dog. My nickname is a single dog.

我给你道个歉，你跪下来听。

I apologize to you. You kneel down and listen.

旁观的时候，每个人都是智者，而参与进来的，通通都是感性的人。

When watching, everyone is a wise man, and those involved are all perceptual people.