适合可爱胖女生的朋友圈文案（句句风趣幽默）

1、在胖的世界里迷路了，有谁能带我走出去？

Lost in the fat world, who can take me out?

2、小减换衣服，大减换男人；吃得苦中苦，睡得心上人。

Lose less weight, change clothes, lose more weight, change men; Eat the bitter, sleep the sweet.

3、做梦都想减肥，可是管不住嘴，每次吃完都后悔，上称就崩溃。

Dream to lose weight, but can not stop, eat every time regret, on the collapse.

4、只是想吃顿肉再说晚安，咋就那么难！

I just want to eat meat and say goodnight. It"s so hard!

5、减肥难，难于上青天。

Losing weight is hard. It"s harder than climbing a mountain

6、本想着练瑜伽减肥，结果变成了一个柔软的胖子。

This thought of yoga to lose weight, the result became a soft fat man.

7、今日有肉今日吃，明日上称明日愁。

Meat is to be eaten today, but sorrow to be feared tomorrow.

8、减肥这件事离我太遥远了，还是碗里的肉离我比较近，不说了，还是吃吧！

Lose weight this matter leaves me too far away, still the meat in the bowl leaves me relatively close, did not say, still eat!

9、每天多吃一粒米，都要说声对不起。

If you eat an extra grain of rice a day, say sorry.

10、敌军太过强大，我是真的干不过烧烤、奶茶、薯片，我认输！

The enemy is too strong, I really do not dry barbecue, milk tea, potato chips, I admit defeat!

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