女生专属的可爱句子 俏皮大方（一看就爱上）

1、做数学题的步骤：首先写个解字，然后嘴角勾起自嘲的弧度，再写下一题的解。

The steps to do a math problem: first write a word "solution", then draw a self mockery arc around the corner of the mouth, and then write the word "solution" of a problem.

2、我有一个减肥的心和一个吃货的胃，他俩天天PK，我掐指一算，今天胃又赢了。

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat. They PK each other every day. I pinch my fingers and calculate. Today my stomach won again.

3、我不明白为什么我明明那么穷，还能吃那么胖，到底是哪个环节出了问题。

I don"t understand why I can eat so fat when I"m so poor, and which link is wrong.

4、昨晚梦见一个小孩拿弓箭射我，我打了他一顿，他说下次不敢了，我这才停手问他叫什么，他说他叫丘比特。

Last night, I dreamed that a child shot me with a bow and arrow. I beat him. He said he would not dare next time. I stopped to ask his name. He said his name was Cupid.

5、容易烦躁的季节，不要惹我，否则我把你打入冷宫，让你感受下真正的“凉凉”。

In the season of irritability, don"t annoy me, or I will put you in the cold, let you feel the real "cool".

6、失败是成功之母，那成功之父是谁呢？向我转10元，你就是成功支付。

Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? If you transfer 10 yuan to me, you will pay successfully.

7、年轻人，千万别在我面前秀恩爱，因为阿基米德曾经教过我，给我一个支点，我就能撬走你对象。

Young man, never show love in front of me, because Archimedes once taught me, give me a fulcrum, I can pry away your boyfriend.

8、考试考了这么多年，怎么不搞个周年庆，比如考四十送二十，过两科送一科，任选两科免考。

After so many years of examination, why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, when I get 40 points, I get 20 extra points; when I pass two subjects, I pass one extra subject; if I choose two subjects, I will be exempted from the examination.

9、为啥到了婚龄就该结婚，难道活到了平均寿命，就该死了吗？

Why should we get married at the age of marriage? If we live to the average life span, we should die?

10、你说你一直在我身后，那我上次掉的钱，是不是你捡了。

You said you were always behind me. Did you pick up the money I lost last time?

11、别人看剧，一个晚上看一集，你看剧，一个晚上看一部。

Other people watch a play is an episode in a night. And you watch all the plays in one night.

12、我对你的爱，就像拖拉机上山，轰轰烈烈的。

My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain. Vigorous.

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