很皮的沙雕句子 搞笑可爱（让你开心一整天）

1.体重应该搞点活动，例如满一百减二十什么的。

Weight should be some activities, such as 100 minus 20 or something.

2.都说女人是水做的，我也是啊，是汽水，易怒。

It"s said that women are made of water, so am I. It"s soda and irritable.

3.口袋里的钞票最薄情寡义，身上的肥肉最不离不弃。

The money in the pocket is the least affectionate, and the fat on the body is the most loyal.

4.爱情就像银行卡里的钱一样少的可怜，孤单和愿望却像贷款一样，不停地自动声息。

Love is like money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are like loans

5.什么是爱情，就是两个人跟猴似的，还特别怕对方被抢走，楼的紧紧的。

What is love, is two people with monkey like, also don"t be afraid of each other was robbed, the floor of the tight.

6.你走了真好，不然总担心你留下来吃饭。

It"s good that you"re gone, or I"m always worried that you"ll stay for dinner

7.以前不离不弃是夫妻，现在不离不弃是手机，一直在手，天长地久，机不在手，魂都没有。

In the past, never give up is a husband and wife, now never give up is a mobile phone, has been in hand, forever, the machine is not in hand, the soul is not.

8.我优点其实挺多的，唯一的缺点就是余额不足。

In fact, I have many advantages, the only disadvantage is that the balance is insufficient.

9.遇到不讲理的人，但凡能用白眼解决的，就不要给他说话的机会。

When you meet unreasonable people, you should not give them a chance to talk, as long as you can solve it with a blind eye.

10.君子动口不动手最新解释：只吃饭不洗碗。

The latest explanation: eat without washing dishes.

11.我无恶不作，为了为民除害，你一定要收了我。

I do all kinds of evil. In order to get rid of harm for the people, you must accept me.

12.如果你容不下我，不是你的心胸太狭窄，而是我的人格太伟大。

If you can"t accommodate me, it"s not that your mind is too narrow, but that my personality is too great.

13.分手时，别和我说“不合适”，我火星人啊，和地球人不合适。

When breaking up, don"t say "not suitable" to me. I"m Martian, not suitable for earthlings.

14.从来不用化妆品，保持年轻的秘诀就是谎报年龄。

Never use cosmetics. The secret to being young is to lie about your age.

15.做坏事早晚都会被发现，深思熟虑后，我决定中午做。

Doing bad things will be found sooner or later. After careful consideration, I decided to do it at noon.

16.如果有钱也是一种错误，那我宁愿一错再错，错上加错。

If money is also a mistake, then I would rather make mistakes again and again.

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