「搞笑系句子」俏皮可爱 句句宝藏（看完乐翻天）

你好啊，又见面了，今天也要加油哦！

假如生活欺骗了你，没关系，打开美颜相机，去欺骗生活。

If life deceives you, it does not matter. Turn on the beauty camera to deceive life.

女孩子就应该吃吃吃买买买，因为eat+buy=beauty。

Girls should eat, buy, buy, because eat + buy = beauty.

和其它公主一样，每天都有骑士带着吃的来看我，只是我的骑士要收配送费而已。

Like other princesses, there are knights who come to see me with food every day, but my knights have to charge for delivery.

今年的愿望是：做一个堕落的富婆，整天沉迷于男色，狂吃不胖，不劳而获，熬夜不长痘，谢谢。

This year s wish is: to be a degenerate rich woman, indulge in men all day, eat crazily, get nothing for nothing, stay up late without acne, thank you.

小熊偷吃了糖果，就变成了甜甜的小熊软糖啦。

The little bear steals the candy and becomes the sweet little bear s soft candy.

白云好懒，不涂防晒，变成了乌云，然后委屈地哭了起来。

White cloud is so lazy that it turns into dark cloud without sunscreen, and then cries bitterly.

跟你聊天不如逛淘宝，淘宝推的都是我想要的，你说的没有一句是我爱听的。

It is better to visit Taobao than chat with you. Taobao tweets are all what I want. None of what you say is what I like to hear.

我悄悄地放了个屁，期待风把它吹进你嘴里。

I quietly farted, expecting the wind to blow it into your mouth.

一人做事一人当，小丁做事小叮当。

One man works, one man works, and Xiao Ding works.

扔硬币：正面就去吃烧烤，反面就去喝奶茶，硬币碎了就去跑步。

Toss coins: eat barbecue on the front, drink milk tea on the back, and run when coins are broken.

打电话给桃花，叫它快点来。

Call peach blossom and tell her to come soon

都说90斤的女生漂亮，所以我吃到180斤，这样我就是双倍漂亮。

It is said that 90 Jin girls are beautiful, so I eat 180 Jin, so I am double beautiful.

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