燃爆朋友圈的超拽短句 霸气独到（让人过目不忘）

1.今天想骂人，所以不骂你。

I want to scold you today, so I won"t scold you.

2.你摇一摇头，看看有没有大海的声音。

Shake your head to see if there is the sound of the sea.

3.我喜欢你，如果你不喜欢我的话，请把这四个字还给我。

I like you. If you don"t like me, please return these four words to me.

4.你又不是我的美瞳，凭什么把你放在眼里。

You are not my beautiful pupil. Why should I put you in my eyes.

5.揭穿你多没意思，我还是喜欢笑着看你演。

It"s boring to expose you, so I like to watch you perform with a smile.

6.别打听我是什么人，没坏到你身上就不是坏人。

Don"t ask me who I am. I"m not bad until I"m bad for you.

7.你用的什么牌的垃圾袋，这么能装。

What brand of garbage bag do you use? It can be packed very well.

8.你吃鱼很厉害吧，我看你挺会挑刺的。

You eat fish very well. I think you"ll be very picky.

9.如果惹到别人了，就从自己身上找找缺点，确保下回还能惹到他。

If you get into trouble with someone else, you should find faults in yourself to make sure you can still get into trouble with him next time.

10.我能看你的照片吗？那我能看你的存款吗？

Can I see your picture? Can I see your deposit then?

11.你是哪个村的猪，那么膨胀。

Pig, which village are you from? So inflated.

12.天晴了，雨停了，你又觉得你行了。

It"s sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it again.

13.我又不是卖梯子的，哪有那么多台阶给你下。

I"m not a ladder seller. There are so many steps for you.

14.不是没你不行，是根本不缺你。

It"s not that I can"t do without you, it"s that I don"t need you at all.

15.因为我想赢，所以你必须输。

Because I want to win, so you have to lose.

16.你不用好奇，我没有故事，也不想认识你。

You don"t have to be curious. I don"t have a story or want to know you.

17.真羡慕你的皮肤，保养得真厚。

I envy your skin. It"s really thick.

18.没有实力就别模仿我的脾气。

Don"t imitate my temper without strength.

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