发朋友圈贼可爱的皮句子 句句有趣（一笑解千愁）

1、曾经我是个很重感情的人，如今感情失去了，这才发现，我只是个很重的人。

Once I was a very heavy feelings of people, now the feelings lost, this only found that I am a very heavy person.

2、所谓进退两难，抬头有抬头纹，低头有双下巴。

The so-called dilemma. I have wrinkles on my forehead when I look up and double chin when I look down.

3、女孩子真的很在乎细节，比如在P图这方面。

Girls really care about details, such as the p-chart.

4、我考试最擅长的事情，就是在四个选项里，排除两个错的，然后在剩下两个里面选个错的。

The best thing I"m good at in the exam is to rule out two of the four options and choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

5、安全感是什么？就是在考试过后和学霸说出了同样的答案，但你不知道的是，你欣喜如狂，学霸慌得一批，不知所措。

What is security? It is after the exam, I and the top students said the same answer, but what you don"t know is that you are ecstatic, the top students are panicked.

6、成功，就是百分之一的努力，加上百分之九十九的别碰手机。

Success is one percent effort and ninety-nine percent don"t touch your cell phone.

7、胡思乱想能瘦身的话，我现在可能只剩下灵魂了。

If I can lose weight, I may only have my soul.

8、有人说我不要脸，这简直胡扯，我的脸这么美，我哪舍得不要。

Some people say I don"t want a face. It"s nonsense. My face is so beautiful. I can"t bear to give up.

9、你骂我，肯定是因为不了解我，因为了解我的人都想打我。

You scold me because you don"t know me, because people who know me want to hit me.

10、我每次学习的时候，时间都仿佛静止了，以为自己学了两小时，一看时间才过去五分钟，我在想，如果我一直拼命学习，我可能会长生不老。

Every time I study, time seems to be still. I think that I have studied for two hours, but only five minutes have passed. I think that if I study hard all the time, I may live forever.

11、微信更新后，我终于能像明星一样喊出这句话：别拍了，别拍了。

After the wechat update, I was finally able to shout out this sentence like a star: don"t take photos.

12、空有一颗学习的心，偏偏生了一条挂科的命；空有一颗减肥的心，偏偏生了一条吃货的命。

There is a heart of learning, but it is born a life of failure; there is a heart to lose weight, but gave birth to a life of eating goods.

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