很皮很逗的爆笑短句：告诉你（我身上的脂肪是我的不动产）

1.既然我跌倒了，那就睡饱了再起来。

Now that I have fallen down, I will rise again when I am full of sleep.

2.如果我能跟月亮一样愈胖愈有人爱就好了。

How I wish to be like the moon，which is being loved more when getting more fat.

3.越接近出门的时间，我需要找的东西就越多。

The closer it was to the time to leave the house, the more things I needed to find.

4.你对我很重要，所以我把你当空气。

You are quite，important to me, so I regard you as the air.

5.经常晒恩爱的人，你们的恩爱是发霉了吗？

Those couples who often show their good relationship to others，have your relationship been mildewed?

6.告诉你，我身上的脂肪是我的不动产。

Tell you，all the fat in my body is my immovable property.

7.我在新时代的饭前祷告便是：拍照。

The pre-meal prayer of this new age for me is to take a picture.

8.我经常把你想作夏天，又热又黏，想一脚踢开。

I often regard you as the summer, being hot and sticky, so I would like to kick you away.

9.有人动了我心脏的开关，我被关心了，所以我要开心。

Someone flipped the switch in my heart, and my heart was closed, so I needed to open it again.

10.再玉树临风的人也躲不过脱发的侵袭。

No matter how glory and handsome your image is，you still can not get rid of the invasion of alopecia.

11.我不可能给你拒绝我的机会，因为我不会向你表白。

I will never give you a chance to turn me down, because I won"t express my love to you.

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