能把人逗乐的沙雕句子 可爱逗趣（句句笑翻天）

我小时候抓了一把沙子，家人以为我长大后会去搞建筑，结果我现在是一个沙雕。

When I was a child, I grabbed a handful of sand. My family thought that I would go to architecture when I grew up. As a result, I am now a sand sculpture.

关关雎鸠，在河之洲，窈窕淑女，what"s your QQ？

Guan Guan Ju Dou, in the river continent, slim lady, what"s your QQ?

其实我之前也是个学霸，只不过后来因为好奇学渣的世界就进去了，然后就找不到回去的路了。

In fact, I used to be a bully, but later because of curiosity, I went in and couldn"t find my way back.

你好，我叫对象，真名老婆，小名女神，外号宝贝，喜欢哪个就叫哪个。

Hello, my name is object, my real name is wife, my little name is goddess, my nickname is baby. I"ll call whoever I like.

吓死我了，打雷就打雷，闪什么电，我在洗澡，还以为有人在帮我拍照。

I was scared to death. When I was thundering, I would be thundering. I was taking a bath. I thought someone was taking pictures for me.

年中了，案件高发期，ATM取款时，大家一定注意遮挡，千万不要被陌生人看到余额，否则会被人笑掉大牙。

In the middle of the year, when ATM withdraws money, we must pay attention to blocking, and never let strangers see the balance, or they will be laughed off.

以后别问我最喜欢吃什么了，我最喜欢吃队友的兵线。

Don"t ask me what I like best in the future，I like eating my teammates" lines best.

由于男朋友睡太早，现需一个夜间男友，交往时间：00:30-7:30，他睡了你就是我的唯一，现在报名晚上准时恋爱。

Since my boyfriend sleeps too early, I need a boyfriend at night. Time: 00:30-7:30. You are my only one when he sleeps. Now I sign up for love on time at night.

想要一杯蓝莓啵啵奶茶，不要奶茶、不要莓、不要啵啵。我要蓝，我拿buff，谢谢。

Want a cup of blueberry milk tea, no milk tea, no berries, no boo. I want blue. I want buff. Thank you.

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