14句有趣的朋友圈文案（让你一看就想笑）

1、大家好，我是知名的“白日做梦研究专家。”

Hello, everyone. I"m a well-known "Daydream expert."

2、我是女娲，我快冷死了，发十块钱给我买杯奶茶，我给你捏个对象。

I am Nu Wa, I fast cold dead, send ten dollars to buy me a cup of milk tea, I give you pinch an object.

3、早知道人间有工作这回事，我就不下凡了。

If I had known that there was work in the world, I would not have fallen into the world.

4、别总问我什么时候谈恋爱，白素贞一千年才下山恋爱，我急什么？

Don"t always ask me when I fall in love. Bai Suzhen fell in love only after a thousand years. What"s my hurry?

5、今天是个好天气，不知道会不会有帅哥掉下来。

Today is a fine day, I don"t know if there will be a handsome man from the sky.

6、刚刚摸了摸我姐妹的腿毛，有点儿扎手，也许这就是传说中的渣女吧！

Just touched the leg hair of my sister, a little pry hand, perhaps this is the slag woman in the legend!

7、以前年少轻狂，现在还是狂，就是不轻了。

Young and frivolous before, now or crazy, is not light.

8、一定要记住那些晚上陪你聊天的人，就是因为他们，你才会长痘痘又有黑眼圈。

Always remember the people you talk to at night, they are the reason why you get pimples and dark circles under your eyes.

9、现在的男孩子都好有品味，一个个都看不上我。

Now the boys are all good taste, a look down on me.

10、总有那么一些人，见谁都喊宝贝，难道你们是古董店老板吗？

There are always some people, see everyone shout baby, are you antique shop owners?

11、可可爱爱，只有眼袋。

Lovely love me, only bags under the eyes.

12、能不能别整天说自己“迪士尼在逃公主”了，我“海底捞在逃肥牛卷”说话了吗？

Can you stop talking about yourself as "princess on the run from Disney" and me as "haidilao on the run fat cow roll"?

13、有人建议我靠脸吃饭，我偏不，我就要靠嘴吃！

Someone advised me to rely on my face to eat, I partial not, I will rely on my mouth to eat!

14、打算申请一个吉尼斯世界纪录，“怎么减肥也减不下来”纪录保持者。

I"m going to apply for a Guinness world record holder.

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