非常不一般的沙雕句子 句句可爱（招人喜欢）

1、有人发自拍吗？没有的话我发图片仅供参考，具体以实物为主。

Did anyone take a selfie? If not, I send pictures for reference only, mainly in kind.

2、你的朋友圈上传了两张假照，回复【你超可爱】即可查看。

Your circle of friends uploaded two fake photos, reply to "you are super cute" to view.

3、求求你多看我两眼吧，因为你以后很难遇到像我这么甜的人了。

Please look at me more, because it"s hard for you to meet someone as sweet as me.

4、人家能够狂奔的都是对象，而我狂奔的只剩下大雨了。

People can run wild is the object, and I run only the rain.

5、我的照片都是p得，好看的是p好了，不好看的就是没p好。

P is not good, P is not good.

6、请问，有人需要找工作吗？我最近在招人喜欢。

Excuse me, does anyone need to find a job? I"m trying to be liked recently.

7、向朋友圈发个自拍，说不定有人喜欢我呢，毕竟缘分这个东西说不准。

Send a selfie to the circle of friends. Maybe someone likes me. After all, fate is not sure.

8、保持美丽的秘诀，以前是睡觉，现在是美颜。

The secret of keeping beautiful was sleeping, but now it is beauty.

9、为什么没人向我问早，难道就因为现在是晚上吗？

Why didn"t anyone ask me early? Is it because it"s night?

10、你要是对我有意见就打电话，你要是没有我带你花，就别对我有意见。

If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don"t have me to bring you flowers, don"t have a problem with me.

11、我喝了一口牛奶，竟然忘记你是谁了，难道我喝的是“忘崽牛奶”？

I took a sip of milk and forgot who you are. Did I drink "forget baby milk"?

12、如果我哪里不好请你马上告诉我，我马上把你删掉。

If I"m not good, please tell me immediately, I"ll delete you right away.

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