15个沙雕到极致的皮句子 可爱极了（专治不开心）

一、我不是不想好好的工作学习，只是每次放下手机一会儿，它就会吃醋，害的我不得不去哄它几个小时。

I do not want to work and study well, but every time put down the phone for a while, it will be jealous, harm I have to coax it for a few hours.

二、现在的人真是虚伪，总是说自己过得多么的不如意，可是每次称体重的时候就又胖了几斤。

Now the person is really hypocritical, always say oneself lead how unsatisfactory, but every time weigh weight of time again fat a few jins.

三、你知道你最应该自豪的一件事情是什么吗？就是“王健林都没有我的微信，但是你有”。

Do you know what you should be most proud of? Wang jianlin doesn"t have my WeChat, but you do.

四、其实我以前是个敲可爱的女生，只是由于力度没掌握好，用力过猛一不小心就把可爱给敲死了，所以后来就变成了沙雕。

In fact, I used to be a knock lovely girl, but because the strength did not grasp well, hard too hard accidentally knock lovely dead, so later it became a sand sculpture.

五、请你去找一个能让你开怀大笑的人吧，这一点我真的做不到，我只能把你美哭。

Please find someone who can make you laugh, I really can"t do that, I can only make you cry.

六、那个谁，我发现自从我们在一起之后，我就活得越来越不像我自己了，我觉得我现在比较像你的老婆。

That who, I found since we were together, I live more and more like myself, I think I now more like your wife.

七、好吧，我现在承认我朋友圈那些照片都是假的，都是P的，其实我本人更可爱！

Well, I now admit that those photos of my circle of friends are fake, are All P, in fact, I am more lovely!

八、今天别人问我怎样用一句话来证明你是单生狗？我：“电动车后座上都是灰”。

I was asked how to prove in one sentence that you are an unaccompanied child. Me: "The back seat of an electric car is covered in ash."

九、夏天穿人字拖最大的悲哀是什么？大概就是出门买菜被别人踩了一脚，突然发现人字没了，但是那个还在。

What"s the biggest tragedy about summer flip-flops? Probably is to go out to buy food was stepped on a foot, suddenly found that the word was gone, but that is still in.

十、学生时代有一种美好的友谊是什么？“陪我去小卖部，不想去；去吧，我请你，好，走吧”。

What is a good friendship when you are a student? "Come with me to the refreshment; Go on, I"ll treat you. All right, come on."

十一、我现在已经到了那种为怎样花钱而发愁的境界了；我就想问问大家：“这十块钱，怎么支撑到下个月”？

I have come to the point now where I worry about how to spend my money; I just want to ask you: "How can I last this $10 till next month?"

十二、已经二十多年了，就算月老是在任意点人，也应该轮到我了吧？

Has been more than 20 years, even if the old is in any point, it should be my turn?

十三、相信大家小时候都有一个超人梦吧，我告诉你们，长大后的我实现了这个梦想，现在每天上班一个人干八个人的活，我可真是个超人呢。

I believe you all had a superman dream when you were a child, I tell you, I grew up to realize this dream, now every day to work a person to do the work of eight people, I am really a superman.

十四、我就想问问朋友圈的各位，为什么不找我聊天，我可是为了你们专门学的打字。

I would like to ask everyone in the circle of friends, why don"t you chat with me, But I learn to type for you.

十五、我现在郑重的对着你们发誓，为了减肥，我以后再也不会喝奶茶了，如果我要是违法规定，那么就让我认识的你们胖十斤，嘻嘻！

I solemnly swear to you now, in order to reduce weight, I will never drink milk tea, if I should break the law, so let me know you fat ten jin, hee hee!

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