让你秒开心的沙雕句子（超可爱的皮句子）
大哥没文化，大哥不爱说话，但是大哥爱你，有事给大哥打电话，大事帮不了，小事不想帮，但有事给大哥打电话。
The eldest brother is uneducated, and the eldest brother is not talkative, but the elder brother loves you, he can call his eldest brother if he has something to do, but he can"t help with the big one, and he doesn"t want to help with the small one, but he calls him if he has something to do.
睡前一定要吃宵夜，这样才不会做饿梦。
Be sure to eat supper before going to bed, so that you will not have hungry dreams.
今天教大家如何让女生疯掉,只需两步足矣,第一步,给她拍照,第二步,不让她看照片。亲测有效。正能量。
Today, I will teach you how to make a girl go crazy. It only takes two steps. The first step is to take a photo of her, and the second step is to prevent her from seeing the photo. Pro-test is effective. positive energy.
我们都是祖国的花朵,只是有人长成了玫瑰，有人长成了百合,而我长成了一颗多肉。
We are all flowers of the motherland, but some people grow into roses, some others grow into lilies, and I grow into a succulent.
我上号看见你和别人的暧昧记录，你说你会改，结果你把密码改了。
I saw the ambiguous record of you and others on the number, and you said you would change it, but you changed the password.
给男孩子们一个建议，以后买车千万别买布加迪威龙，我刚刚开着开着就被闹铃吵醒了。
A suggestion to the boys, don’t buy a Bugatti Veyron when buying a car in the future. I was awakened by the alarm when I was driving.
明明暖羊羊比懒羊羊胖一圈，但是灰太狼都说懒羊羊是整个草原最肥的羊，连动画片都比你善待女孩子 。
Obviously, the warm sheep is a circle fatter than the lazy sheep, but Big Big Wolf says that the lazy sheep is the fattest sheep in the whole grassland, and even cartoons treat girls better than you.
我真的很奇怪，一样都是上网冲浪，怎么你们能网恋，而我只能发沙雕段子？
I’m really surprised. It’s all about surfing the Internet. How can you guys have online dating, and I can only post jokes?
你总说想要甜甜的恋爱，可是你早上要睡觉，下午要追剧，晚上追综艺，凌晨看小说，拿什么谈恋爱啊？等广告的90秒吗？
You always say you want sweet love, but you have to sleep in the morning, chase drama in the afternoon, chase variety shows in the evening, read novels in the early morning, what do you want to fall in love with? Wait 90 seconds for the ad?
吃什么补什么，夏天吃布丁，蚊子就不叮 。
What to eat to make up, eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will not bite.
什么是美女，自己说的不算，别人叫的才算，我们互道一声美女，大家不就都是美女了吗。是吧美女！
What is a beautiful woman? I don’t count what I say, but what others call me. We said to each other a beautiful woman, wouldn’t everyone be beautiful? Is that beauty!
给大家科普几个一般人不知道的冷知识：
1、一般来说，喜欢在朋友圈发自拍的女生，都有手机。
2、爱抖腿的男生，都是有腿的。
3、如果一个人经常和你讲别人的秘密，那么他一定长嘴巴了。
Let me give you some cold knowledge that ordinary people don"t know:
1. Generally speaking, girls who like to post selfies in Moments have mobile phones.
2. Boys who love to shake their legs have legs.
3. If a person often tells you other people"s secrets, then he must have a long mouth.
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