贼有趣的沙雕句子 创意十足（句句乐翻天）

1、对你那么好，才不是因为喜欢你，只是为了偷你的表情包。

I treat you so well, not because I like you, just to steal your expression bag.

2、我好像除了微胖点，皮肤不白，长得不漂亮，性格不太好，情商也不高，没有钱之外，也没有其他啥不好。

I seem to be a little fat, not white skin, not beautiful, personality is not very good, EQ is not high, no money, and then there is nothing wrong.

3、天气越来越热，唯有三步解暑良方：想想喜欢的人心凉半截，想想自己的前途又凉半截，想想银行卡的存款，瞬间从头凉到脚跟，拔凉拔凉的。

The weather is getting hotter and hotter. There are only three steps to get rid of the heat: if you think about the people you like, you will be half cold. If you think about your future, you"ll be cool. Think about the bank card deposit, instantly cool to heel, pull cool pull cool.

4、周末有活动不要打电话，直接来接我，动作要快，姿势要帅。

Don"t call me if you have any activities on the weekend. Come to meet me directly. You should be quick and handsome.

5、有人说我丑，我笑了，你是没见过我那帮朋友。

Some people say I"m ugly. I laugh. You haven"t seen my friends.

6、年纪轻轻体重倒是不轻，余额不多，想买的倒是不少。

I"m young, but I have a lot of weight. I don"t have much balance. I want to buy a lot.

7、我爸开法拉利，我妈开玛莎拉蒂，我开玩笑。

My dad plays Ferrari, my mom plays Maserati, I"m kidding.

8、离五百万最近的一次是今天下午，我和运钞车并排堵在一起。

The nearest time to five million was this afternoon when I was stuck side by side with the cash truck.

9、虽然你已经无法长高，但是你可以继续胖啊！

Although you have been unable to grow tall, but you can continue to fat!

10、人的想法是会变得，以前我想致富，但现在我只想脱贫。

People"s ideas will change. I wanted to get rich before, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

11、当代年轻人的烦恼：干啥啥不行，熬夜第一名；一直在减肥，从来没瘦过；一直在存钱，没成功过；梦想是不工作，又能有钱。

The troubles of contemporary young people: nothing can do, the first place to stay up late; always losing weight, never losing weight; always saving money, never succeeding; the dream is not to work, but to be rich.

12、别人一夸我就紧张，怕别人夸我夸得不够好。

I"m nervous when others praise me. I"m afraid others don"t praise me well enough.

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