俏皮句子—如果甜甜的恋爱轮不到我（原味的我也可以）

谈恋爱冲我来啊，找别人算什么本事。

If you want to fall in love, you can"t find someone else.

如果甜甜的恋爱轮不到我，原味的我也可以。

If the sweet love round does not come to me, I can be original.

你能帮我推荐一顿外卖吗？三万以下，五块左右。

Can you recommend a takeaway for me? Less than 30000 yuan, five yuan.

我的手机中了木马，请发送木马木马帮我解毒。

My mobile phone in Trojan horse, please send Trojan horse to help me detoxify.

如果你要拥抱我，请提前告诉我，我要收一下我的小肚子。

If you want to hug me, please tell me in advance, I want to take my stomach.

低价出售本人的脑子，尚未开发，有意者私。

Sell my brain at a low price, not yet developed.

嘴巴长着也是长着，不如用来亲亲我。

It"s better to kiss me than to have a long mouth.

当然有人喜欢我，上天是爱着众生的。

Of course, some people like me. God loves all living beings.

好怀念以前瘦的日子，那时候我只有六斤。

I miss the days when I was thin. At that time, I only had six catties.

女孩子的卧室是一个神奇的地方，除了头上哪都是头发。

A girl"s bedroom is a magical place, except for the hair on her head.