五月发朋友圈被赞爆的可爱句子 风趣幽默（越看越开心）

1、上天给了我多次变胖的机会，我都抓住了。

God has given me many chances to get fat. I"ve seized them.

2、马上要谈恋爱了，和谁还不知道，不过先替他高兴一下。

I"m going to fall in love soon. I don"t know who I"m with, but I"ll be happy for him first.

3、我连月亮不圆都要生气，你和我讲道理？

I want to be angry even if the moon is not round. Do you reason with me?

4、医生说我有低血糖，需要几句甜甜的话。

The doctor said that I have hypoglycemia and need a few sweet words.

5、高价出售本人，脑子没有用过，有意者私聊。

Sell me at a high price. My brain is unused. It"s brand new. I"m interested in private conversation with the buyer.

6、月亮不睡我不睡，太阳起了我不起。

If the moon doesn"t sleep, I won"t sleep. If the sun rises, I won"t.

7、你不要再淋雨啦，会可爱到发芽的。

Don"t get wet any more, you"ll be lovely enough to sprout.

8、我不是胖，我是可爱到膨胀。

I"m not fat, I"m cute to bloated.

9、住在心里的女孩，总有一天也要住进家里。

The girl who lives in my heart will live in my house one day.

10、她们都很迷人，而我不一样，我很磨人。

They are very charming, and I am different, I am very abrasive.

11、幸亏我是个小胖子，难过时还可以摸摸肚子。

Fortunately, I"m a little fat man. I can feel my stomach when I"m sad.

12、别愁眉苦脸了，得不到我的男孩又不止你一个。

Don"t frown. You"re not the only one who can"t get me.

13、吃货嘴里是享受，心里是想瘦。

The mouth of those who love eating is enjoyable, but they want to be thin in their heart.

14、满肚子食物的人，才不会空虚。

A man full of food is not empty.

15、若不是你闯进我生活，月底我至少还剩两百多。

If you didn"t break into my life, I would have at least two hundred left at the end of the month.

16、孤独久了，感觉自己都有了仙气。

Lonely for a long time, I feel like I have immortal spirit.

17、希望所有的事，都像长胖一样简单。

I hope everything is as simple as being fat.

18、想不出文案，想你。

I can"t think of copywriting. I miss you.

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