很皮很逗的笑话短句：我怀疑我很有魅力（苦于没有证据）

1.有人深爱，就有人缺爱，谁能加我QQ短暂地爱我一下？

Some love deeply, and some lack love, who can add my QQ to love me for a short time?

2.奶茶热量高，易长胖，建议你像我一样点冰的，不点热的！

The heat of milk tea is high, you will easily gain fat, so I suggest you like me to point icy one,not point hot one!

3.一个汉堡十几元，所以我还敢运动吗，一动就白吃了！

A hamburger costs ten dollars, so how can I dare to exercise,or else what I bought and eat has been wasted!

4.我从没把感情当游戏，我玩游戏的时候可认真了！

I never put the feelings as the same as the game, when I play the game, I am quite serious!

5.我不敢晒自拍，怕亮瞎了凡人们的眼！

I don"t dare to post selfies, for fear of blinding ordinary people"s eyes!

6.快来我身上投资吧，包你稳赚不赔，我一定一天比一天重！

Come to invest on my body quickly, I beg you make sure not to lose, I must be heavier day by day!

7.突如其来的零花钱，却让我失去了更多，比如烦恼。

Sudden pocket money coming, but let me lose more, such as trouble.

8.睡觉不卸妆很伤害皮肤的，所以你们最好熬个通宵！

Sleeping not to remove makeup is very harmful to the skin, so you must not fall asleep the whole night!

9.我怀疑我很有魅力，苦于没有证据！

I doubt I am charming, but I am suffering from lack of proof!

10.我在抑郁的边缘了，谁能救我一下，给我买个游戏装备！

I am on the edge of depression, who can help me, to buy me a game equipment!

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