发动态的皮句子 句句搞笑（点赞超高）

别的女孩子穿着100元的盗版JK，你就夸她好看漂亮，我穿着300元的校服，你就骂我穷逼？

Other girls wear 100 yuan piracy JK, you praise her beautiful, I wear 300 yuan school uniform, you call me poor?

别的女孩一口面包33口，你说太可爱了。我一杯酒喝33口，你说能喝喝，不喝滚。

The other girl has 33 mouthfuls of bread, you say it"s so cute. I drink 33 drinks a glass, you say can drink, do not drink roll.

朋友圈子有多重要，我之所以能把我的欧陆开到家里的船上并横渡渤海，全凭我兄弟灌我酒不给我吃菜。

How important the circle of friends is, I can drive my European land to the boat at home and cross the Bohai Sea, all by my brother"s wine do not give me food.

大多数女孩喜欢的颜色应该都是粉的吧，比如螺蛳粉，桂林米粉，酸辣粉之类的。

Most girls like the color should be powder, such as snail powder, Guilin rice flour, sour and spicy powder and so on.

想在微博晒自拍，却怎么也发不出去，原来是穿了防晒衣。

I wanted to take a selfie on Weibo, but I couldn"t get it out. I was wearing a sunscreen.

等你啊，还不如等死，死起码会来。

Wait for you, better wait for death, death will at least come.

刚才有个人给我吹牛说她交过的男朋友是我的十倍，我笑了，10×0=0。

Just now someone bragged that she had a boyfriend ten times as much as me, and I laughed ,10×0=0.

有人骂我智商是负数，还说他的智商是我一百倍。

Some people call me a negative IQ and say that his IQ is 100 times that of me.

朋友不敢走夜路，非要和我一起走，说什么我的女神光环可以照亮大地。

Friends dare not walk the night road, must walk with me, say what my goddess halo can illuminate the earth.

你那么可爱，下巴两个也不奇怪。

You"re so cute, it"s not weird that you chin.

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