2021最新的撩人套路情话来啦 风趣幽默（挑一句去撩你的对象吧）

一、你知道为什么每天早上我照镜子的时候就会想到你吗？

Do you know why I think of you every morning when I copy the paper?

因为在我们相处的这些日子以来，我每次看到一些好的东西都想要第一时间给你呀！自己包括我自己！

Because in these days we get along, every time I see something good I want to give you the first time! Myself included!

二、请问一下，你以后愿意来参加我的婚礼吗？你一定要来哟！

Excuse me, would you like to come to my wedding sometime? You must come!

你知道，如果一场婚礼没有新娘的话会很尴尬的。

You know, a wedding without a bride can be very awkward.

三、我今天想要趁你不注意的时候偷你一样东西，你猜是什么？

I wanted to steal something from you today when you weren"t looking. Guess what?

是你的体温呀，趁你不注意的时候我就给你一个拥抱。

It"s your temperature. I"ll give you a hug when you"re not looking.

四、以后有人再跟你说“你想清楚了再跟我讲话”这句话的话！你就可以这样回他：“我并没有再想清楚呀，我明明就在想你嘛”！完美！

Someone will tell you "Talk to me when you think it through" in the future! You can respond with something like, "I didn"t think about it, I was thinking about you". Perfect!

五、你知道吗？我发现你最近的桃花好像很旺盛，你八成是要走桃花运了吧？据我所知，就有一个人在悄悄的暗恋着你，你想知道是谁吗？谁呀？

You know what? I find that your recent peach blossom seems to be very vigorous, you are probably going to get lucky, right? As far as I know, there is someone who is secretly loving you secretly. Do you want to know who it is? Who"s that?

那个人就是我呀！

That"s me!

六、你喜不喜欢养狗啊？你看那些小狗那么可爱，难道你不想养一只吗？

Do you like to have a dog? Look at those cute puppies. Don"t you want one?

我知道有一个品种的狗特别好，就比如说像我这样的单身狗，要试着养一下吗？

I know of one breed that is particularly good, like a single dog like me. Would you like to try it?

七、你知道吗？自从认识了你以后，我就一直想要变成一特别的人，什么人？

You know what? Ever since I met you, I"ve always wanted to be someone special. Who?

变成那个只属于你的人呀！

Be the one who belongs to you!

八、你是不是一个高度近视呀？如果你不是高度近视的话，我对你的喜欢表现的这么明显，你怎么还看不出来呢？

Are you a high myopia? If you are not highly myopic, I like you so obviously, how can you not see it?

九、你不喜欢我，没有关系，这种事可以慢慢来的，我会慢慢教你的，反正我也不着急。

You don"t like me, it doesn"t matter, this kind of thing can take time, I will teach you slowly, anyway I am not in a hurry.

十、你觉得我的眼睛长得好看吗？好看，那你知道为什么吗？为什么？因为我的眼睛里面都是你呀！

Do you think I have nice eyes? Yes, and do you know why? Why is that? Because my eyes are full of you!

十一、我想问你一个问题，现在天气这么冷，你晚上睡觉盖的是什么被子？棉被！不是吧？那是什么？我觉得应该是宝贝！哈哈哈哈！

I"d like to ask you a question. It"s so cold now. What quilt do you wear at night? Quilts! Isn"t it? What"s that? I think it should be baby! Hahaha!

结语：这么多的撩人小套路，你喜欢哪一句？快点拿走去撩你喜欢的那个人吧！只许成功，不许失败哦！

Conclusion: So many provocative little routines, which one do you like? Take it away and hit on the one you like! Only success, not failure!

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