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一些很有意思的道歉文案 可爱搞怪(建议收藏备用)

句子大全 2023-06-22 04:58:01
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从前有一只小鸭子在看书,另一只小鸭子说:“马上准备吃饭啦,快把书和好鸭!”然后另一只小鸭子说:“合好鸭,合好鸭!”分享一些很有意思的道歉文案,可爱搞怪,建议收藏备用!

我今天给你讲一个故事吧,从前有一个可爱的菠萝他去理发店理发,可是她做了很久理发师都没有过来给她理发,于是她就说:“求求你,理理我吧”!

I will tell you a story today, once there was a cute pineapple he went to the barber shop to have a haircut, but she did for a long time the barber did not come to give her a haircut, so she said: "please, straighten me out!"

最近蔬菜们正在一年一度的比瘦大赛,苦瓜看到了黄瓜,他发现黄瓜的么真的很细,于是乎瓜一直就在心里嘀咕:“没瓜细呀,没瓜细呀!”

Recently the vegetables are the annual thin competition, bitter melon saw the cucumber, he found the cucumber is really very thin, so the melon has been in the heart whisper: "no melon thin ah, no melon thin ah!"

从前有一只小鸭子,它特别的矮小,你是别人就都叫他矮鸭,后来有一天,它出去玩,可是它走着走着突然就掉进了一个大泥坑里,它废了好大的劲才爬上来,但是它浑身都是泥,于是大家就都叫它“矮泥鸭”(爱你呀)

Once upon a time there was a little duck, it is special short, you are others will call him short duck, then one day, it went out to play, but it walked suddenly fell into a big mud pit, it spent a lot of strength to climb up, but it is all covered with mud, so we all call it "short mud duck" (love you)

有一群小鸭子在排队,最后一个小鸭子想和前面的一些小鸭子对齐,可是它是个近视眼,怎么样都对不齐,然后它就老是嘀嘀咕咕的说:“对不齐鸭,对不起鸭”。

There is a group of ducklings in the queue, the last ducklings want to be aligned with the front of some of the ducklings, but it is a myopic, how are not Qi, and then it always muttered: "not Qi duck, sorry duck".

昨天我去买了生蚝,可是回来的路上,生蚝全部都跳出袋子,钻到了泥土里面,我顿时恍然大悟,原来这才是真正的:“蚝喜欢泥,好喜欢你”!你听到了吗?

Yesterday I went to buy oysters, but on the way back, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and went into the soil. I suddenly realized that this is the real thing: "Oysters like mud, so much like you"! Did you hear that?

今天吃了一整天的糖,可是怎么办?我的嘴巴还是不够甜,所以你能亲亲我吗?

I ate sugar all day today, but what can I do? My mouth is still not sweet enough, so can you kiss me?

你不要再跟我吵架了,你跟我这么好看的人吵架,难道你的良心不会痛吗?

Don"t quarrel with me any more. Don"t your conscience hurt when you quarrel with a good-looking man like me?

前几天m和n打了一架,你知道最后是谁先道歉的吗?是谁?当然就是m啦,因为l"m sorry,对不起啦!

M and N had a fight the other day, do you know who apologized first? Who is it? M: I"m sorry, Li Hua.

结语:适合给对象道歉发的文案,句句可爱,赶快收藏吧!

Conclusion: suitable to apologize to the object of the text, sentence lovely, hurry up to collect it!

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