皮一下很开心的沙雕句子 可可爱爱（精辟有趣）

1、遇到喜欢的人就要勇敢的去表白，人这一辈子总要体验一下被美女拒绝的滋味吧。

When you meet someone you like, you should be brave enough to express yourself. You should experience the taste of being rejected by a beautiful woman in your whole life.

2、我的床被我打造成了一个宫殿，所以我每天下床就像是仙女下凡一样。

My bed was made into a palace by me, so I get out of bed every day like a fairy.

3、以前车马书信很慢，一生只能爱一个人，现在网络技术发达，一天能绿五十个人。

In the past, letters from chariots and horses were very slow, and only one person could be loved in his life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in a day.

4、今天在街上遇到了我的老同学，想不到他比我混得还惨，只往我的碗里放了一块钱。

Today, I met my old classmate on the street. Unexpectedly, he was worse than me. He only put a dollar into my bowl.

5、以为住进了哥哥的心里，没想到是住进了一个小区，还有许多隔壁邻居。

I thought I lived in my brother"s heart, but I didn"t expect to live in a community with many neighbors next door.

6、有一次我的朋友跟我炫耀他的身高，他说：我妈妈155我爸爸160，我竟然能长到185，哈哈哈。我并不羡慕他，我只是觉得他是一个有故事的人。

Once my friend showed off his height to me. He said, "my mother 155, my father 160, I can grow to 185, ha ha ha. I don"t envy him. I just think he is a man with a story.

7、小时候总有人骂我丑，我当时就和他们打了起来，从此以后没有人骂我丑了，因为我被他们打聋了。

When I was a child, people always called me ugly. I fought with them at that time. Since then, no one called me ugly because I was beaten deaf by them.

8、你敢和我谈恋爱，我就敢在你玩游戏的时候弹抖动窗口。

If you dare to fall in love with me, I dare to play the shaking window when you play games.

9、我觉得我现在上课已经不是开小差了，而是直接出差。

I feel that I am no longer on a business trip in class now, but on a business trip.

10、天上的星星可真好看，可以帮我摘几颗放在我的段位上吗？

The stars in the sky are really beautiful. Can you help me pick some and put them on my section?

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