可可爱爱的语言又来了（赶紧收藏发朋友圈吧）

某一天，我们班的班花给了我一块奥利奥，我毫不犹豫的给吃了，她惊讶地说：“里面是牙膏你怎么给吃了”，我笑了笑。那天阳光照在她的脸上，很红，我打的。

One day, our class gave me a Oreo, I did not hesitate to eat, she was surprised to say :" there is toothpaste how you eat ", I smiled. The sun shone on her face that day, very red, I hit.

我是一只小狐狸，一会儿弧你，一会儿理你。

I"m a little fox, I" fox, a little fox.

我才十几岁，爱情可以晚点到，但是外卖不行。

I"m a teenager, love can be late, but takeout ca n" t.

我叫小王，你做我儿子你就是小王子。

My name is Xiao Wang, you are my son, you are the little prince.

一天不能吃太多鸡蛋，对母鸡身体不好，它来不及下。

One day can not eat too many eggs, not good for the hen"s health, it is too late to lay.

饭后吃水果是错误的观念，正确的做法是饭前吃，否则可能被别人吃了。

Eating fruit after meals is the wrong idea, the correct way is to eat before meals, otherwise may be eaten by others.

远离充电座，至少离人体50公分，免得老是想拿手机玩。

Stay away from the charging seat, at least 50 centimeters from the human body, lest always want to play with mobile phones.

说了多少遍了不要熬夜！这样对手机非常不好！

How many times have you said don"t stay up late! Not good for cell phones!

有一天我喝醉了 躺在床上，大声的说：“我要嫁给北野’ 突然老公捏着我的脸说：“怎么？ 嫁给我易烊千玺委屈你了？嗯？

One day I was drunk lying in bed, loudly said :" I will marry Kitano Kitano." Suddenly my husband held my face and said ," Why? Marry me closing a thousand seals wronged you? Huh?

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