发朋友贼可爱的沙雕句子 很皮很逗（点赞超高）

麻烦大家说一下我的缺点，有啥说啥没关系，评论区里抽五个拉黑。

Please tell me about my shortcomings. It doesn"t matter what you say. There are five black spots in the comment area.

我好难啊，我承受了这个年龄不该有的饭量。

I"m so hard. I can"t afford to eat as much as I should at this age.

农夫养了一圈猪， 一天发现少了一只，找半天也没找到，最后发现那只猪原来正躲在角落里看这段话。

The farmer raised a circle of pigs. One day, he found that one was missing. After searching for a long time, he found that the pig was hiding in the corner to read this passage.

不是吧？排了一天的队才告诉我结婚要两个人啊？

no I had to wait in line for a whole day to tell me that it takes two people to get married?

你喜欢喝奶茶，我也喜欢喝奶茶，不如我们做朋友吧，以后你喝奶茶的时候，记得给好朋友也捎一杯哦。

You like to drink milk tea, I also like to drink milk tea, so let"s be friends. When you drink milk tea, remember to bring a cup to your good friend.

那么可爱的女孩子一定是宝藏吧？好想把我自己藏起来。

So cute girl must be a treasure? I want to hide myself.

今天过节了，无奈我太穷没什么好送你的，不如你上王者峡谷，我送你几个人头吧。

Today"s festival, but I"m too poor to send you. Why don"t you go to the king"s Canyon and I"ll give you some heads.

你身上有她的香水味，一闻就没有我的贵。

You smell like her perfume, and it"s not as expensive as mine.

天下没有不散的筵席，但是如果你请我，我可以陪你多吃会。

There is no feast that will not end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.

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